@zoocox / 3 Little Words.
“Fuck shit chill! Yer makin weird fuckin ass sounds, fuck’m I spose to know why.”

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@zoocox / 3 Little Words.
“Fuck shit chill! Yer makin weird fuckin ass sounds, fuck’m I spose to know why.”
Is your secret pastime ice cream?
Ask Vernon questions he doesn’t want to answer!
“Nope. I avoid ice cream unless I’m drunk watching Lady And The Tramp because I just got dumped. I heard dairy can like, throw your masculine energies out of whack or something.”
@zoocox from x
❝ This is supposed to be an ugly motto party, just chill. ❞
❝ Good. The only reason to wear something that horrendously tacky unless it’s intended to be ironic or it’s mandatory. ❞ She quirked an eyebrow in his direction, her arms seeming to naturally and subconsciously fold over her chest. ❝ So...do you wanna hand me a drink or will I have to file a formal complaint to get you to move? ❞
Would you marry me if I came out?
Ask Vernon questions he doesn’t want to answer!
“See, the thing with being married is that one, you gotta both be in the same boat, two, you both gotta wanna stay in the same boat, and three, you gotta paddle in the same direction or else you’re just gonna go around in a circle. Being hitched just isn’t for me. Boats aren’t my thing. I want a Boeing 747.”
Creative Minds
@zoocox | Cont. from X
He nods, agreeing immediately although he’s not too sure what sort of hijinks an artist could really get himself into-- One should never judge how skewed another’s sense of morality may be; look at Buck. He’s no artist (con artist was more precise) but certainly, he shouldn’t be judging anything that anyone else does.
Or, you know, he just picks up the fact that this man was on some level a creative mind and creative minds were usually very easy to flatter and trick. “You make a valid point, good sir. Wiser words have yet to be spoken--” He suddenly shakes his head, the Southern socialite in him internally scolding him for his lack of manners. “Forgive my rustic manners, I often forget myself around good company-- Buck T. Beauregard at your service.”
Shoot
@killdesac
@starbreathed
@gothamfright
@zoocox
@rocknsatan
"I dunno what it is about the whole one eye bit that makes people think I can’t shoot ‘em anymore...but it’s tiring.” She’s not going to shoot them. Maybe. She hasn’t decided yet. She really likes shooting things and unless a better target makes itself presentable she may just pop her trunk and see what heavy artillery she’ll be testing out on their head today. “Like, yeah...no depth perception; I get that.” There’s a brief pause as she takes another drag of her cigarette and shrugs. “But shit, I’m not tryin’ to snipe anyone...I got big guns that shoot a shitton of bullets-- I’m definitely hittin’ somethin’.”
@zoocox:
( x )
“ no one said anything !! i just meant. . . it’s okay, if you are. no one could blame you. anyone else would be scared in your shoes. “
“Well, I already know all two of my lines.”
!! Theater Sentence Starters !!
… brows knit together, a look of pure concentration taking over as Ari gazes down at the papers in her hand again… soon enough, after that long moment, she’s asking in an urgent whisper:
“… you get TWO lines!?”