The Dream I Had Last Night
I had a weird ass dream last night, and I wrote a note about it immediately after I woke up from it. Thought I should share, hope y'all enjoy! I had a dream where I was living in this metropolis where I knew no one and was renting a house with like 5 other nerdy people. In this town there would be friendly cats walking around everywhere on the streets that would let you pet them as you walked by. Cute. One day, I was outside and everyone's pets were getting sick. Someone's cat barfed, a dog did the same. Suddenly the horse I'm playing with gets really wobbly and weird looking and surprise- it barfs on me as I try to run away (which is fucked up because horses can't barf, fun fact). I go shower in my housemate's shower, and she gets really pissed at me. One day, I went to a play at the art center, and while I was waiting for my friends, I struck up conversation with one of girls in the play, we were talking about Pokemon cards. I went back home, and noticed the sky was very dark and like purple and green as if a storm was calming. Suddenly I'm crossing a field with a bunch of people and everything goes black. Green light flickers in and we all look into the sky and see floating silhouettes, each with a symbol. No explanation was given for this event, but it felt ominous somehow. About a week later, I was playing with a friendly kitten, that suddenly turned into a dark, scary looking monkey creature when I looked away, I think it bit me. Then, I started seeing other, larger evil monkeys walking around. The city bands together to try and fend them off. For some reason, all of the people in this town can summon karaoke machines at their will, so we all encircle this square building in the middle of town, and we summon our machines. We form a wall by throwing the microphones over a telephone wire so that the cords form jail bars of sorts, keeping the killer monkeys out. This is basically all I remember. Why are my dreams so weird?














