Marry me - ransom ur pretty boy aka, your main ass / @killerfund has caused sharon.exe to stop working.
he's always known how to get a rise out of her -------- knows when and which buttons to push so he can sit back and fully appreciate his work like some kind of artist who paints in broad strokes of instigation. ( not that she isn't just as bad if not worse than he is; maybe that's the reason why she lets him get away with it as much as she does. maybe it's simply because she likes him winding her up. )
so when he says it out - of - the - blue all she can really do is pause; stand there in a state just north of bewildered while she tries to figure out if this is him just wanting to get a reaction from her or if he's being serious. shit. she can't tell. for as good as she gotten at reading him, she's can't tell.
and something about that scares the shit out of her.
"ransom, are you being serious right now," she hates that she has to ask, but how else is she going to know? if he's doing it for shits and giggles she'll at least know how to retaliate later on tonight. but if this is a genuine proposal she's looking at.... "you're serious, aren't you?"












