Jan 27, 2012
I will put this cat in the damn blender.
My cat has very creative ways to wake me up in the mornings when she's ready for a feeding. This morning she decided to push my glasses off my night stand. She looked at me, looked at my glasses and pushed them right off. They fell to the floor and snapped in half. Then she looked at me again and went, "MROOOOOOOW." I have 20/200 vision with glasses, which is the cut off for legal blindness. Without glasses, it's, well, way the hell worse.
Yay blindness.
I can't go to work or anyfuckingwhere until I find my old ones. Even if I do find my old ones, I'll still be blind because my vision is worse than it was 5 years ago.