#kin v

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Which of your kins is most likely to kill god

rex. one hundred percent rex. not a doubt in my fucking mind. the little lego man flips off the man upstairs with his little claw hands

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stevonnie + pastel

they wanna feel cute

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it’s them..... (please don’t tag as kin/me)

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fusion bean

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Okay now do your lesser kins with how they’d interact with you and a fight scale GO

.god, let me. remember my minor kins

im also putting major-ish kins i forgot last time

nauls: we chill, he skates, we sing along to stevie wonder, we cook a food, it’s a good time! the man goes around on roller skates constantly, i have no chance. 5/10

dipper pines: i babysit him and tell him to give the fuck up on wendy, jesus christ dipdop you’re baby, but we also chill and do nerdy shit. he’s got noodle arms, so i have the advantage in a physical fight, but he has no chill, and once broke cool dipper’s neck in a storyboard, and also summoned zombies to prove a point. but when you punch a twelve year old, is there truly a winner? 7/10

wirt: i give him notes on his sappy poetry, we bond over being hopeless romantics. wirt’s a little bitch, i could kick his ass. 0/10

dib membrane (specifically like. florpus dib): i talk to this boy about cryptids. when i say zim is obviously an alien, he sobs with joy. he’s like. baby. i could fight him. but he’s got the dipper determination… so who knows! 4/10

steven universe (su:f): i throttle him until he goes to therapy. go to therapy. quit doing the worm and go get some fucking mental help. he could kick my ass without breaking a sweat, even if he’d have a crisis over it. 9/10

garfield (yes, the cat): i give him pats and share a food. all goes well. nap time with kity. he’s canonly an avatar of god, i have no chance. 11/10.

robin (lego batman): i pat his hair and give him a hug, he baby! but he’s a former circus baby and a literal superhero, i have no chance in hell whatsoever. 10/10

newt: monster movie time bitch!!! also he’s too chaotic, the man linked his brain to half dead kaiju meat twice, you think i can fight that shit? 7/10

……………..rouxls kaard: don’t look at me. don’ t fuck i ng look a tm e ,, i correct his grammar and introduce him to picross. the bitch is an idiot i could kick his blue ass any day. 3/10

i don’t even remember all of my kins this is just what i can recall,

edit: OH FUCK I FORGOT THE HOMESTUCK KIN

dave strider: we chill, i listen to his turntables, we vibin. he’s a literal god of time with a sickass sword, i have no fucking chance in any goddamn universe. 13/10