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I don't even know what to say yet..

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.. I'm in distress

#like... i truly don't even know what to say #it's hard to even put into words the way this man means so much to me #this man is the reason why i have a best friend #he's the reason why her and i met #this man united us we suffered watching Denmark together..#we thrived watching Denmark together too...#we cried sad and happy tears together over this man...#i met her here.. because of him... because of posting about him..#the obsession i got for him brought me one of the people i love most dearly to this day...#he started my entire journey with learning Danish and that changed everything for me #it's only been so little since i even knew about him.. and i feel like there was a lifetime of watching him #the edits.. the gifs.. the posting.. the clown comments.. everything #i don't know this man and yet he means *so* much to me #he's such a crucial part of my life in a way he'll never even know or understand #i knew he'd retire because the age was getting there..#and then he got hurt.. and i knew he'd retire because of it..#yet it still feels surreal that he *actually* retired #you know Herrelandsholdet said it best: tak for alt; Kasper #tak for alt Kaspy... jeg vil savne dig 🥺😔#Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america #big daddy 🥺#i hope he gets a job where i can see him #i'm not ready for him to disappear yet 😭#please don't go Big Daddy...

This shows up when I check IG for the first time today:

Me:

#that is saying that he's getting shoulder surgery and will be out for about a year..#that's what he had...#A DESTROYED SHOULDER APPARENTLY #I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THIS #I JUST KNOW IT #AND I DON'T WANT IT #HOW CRUEL THE WHEELS OF TIME #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america

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#well...#*sobs*#Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america #big daddy 🥺

I beg your pardon?..

I'm devastated and he's out there laughing?? Giggling??? IN MY FACE!??! THE AUDACITY!?

#ALSO WHOEVER WROTE 'pundit and former professional goalkeeper' IN THE GETTY DESCRIPTION OF ONE OF THESE IS CATCHING THESE HANDS #WHAT DO YOU MEAN FORMER #HE HASN'T RETIRED #I GOOGLED #SEVERAL TIMES EVEN #I KEEP GOOGLING #HE SAID *MIGHT* NOT “yup that's it”#MIGHT #HOW DARE YOU!?#FORMER NOTHING #HE BETTER GET HIS ROUND BOUNCY BUBBLY ASS BACK INTO THE PITCH ONCE HE'S RECOVERED #Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america #WHAT ON EARTH #NOT EVEN GONNA SAY ANYTHING!?#HE'S JUST GONNA MOVE BETWEEN JOBS LIKE IT'S NOTHING!?#NOT EVEN GONNA EXPLAIN IT?!?!?

Well 🥺🥺

Tillykke med fødselsdag, Kaspy, håber du får en rigtig god dag 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Bonus for me and me only:

#happy birthday Kaspy hope it's a good one 🥺🥺🥺🥺#ask not how i have access to so many photos of this man...#let's just say *he* is my main hobby..#i look like a stalkie-stalker with all of these... I'M AWARE 😭#BUT I JUST REALLY LOVE THIS MAN OKAY!?!?!?#I LOVE HIM SO I HAVE **A LOT** OF FOLDERS OF PHOTOS OF HIM #I'VE EVEN HAVE MOST OF THEM TIME STAMPED DON'T START WITH ME #DON'T START #Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america #big daddy 🥺#yes i HAD to add that video of him yelling at some ref (think it was a ref.. it's been so long now..)#god it's been so long..... i can't believe i'm STILL obsessed with this man..#i wish he would post more..#how can i build my wee shrine without his help 😔😔#there used to be selfies you know?#and cute photos of his food... his little fishing trips.... 😔#i've been so lonely.... i miss content... i miss activity... i miss him being a social little butterfly 😔

PLEASE 😍😍

HE CHANGED HIS PROFILE PIC 😍😍😍

*something is going on with IG that's not letting me link the post with the preview, so go check out the rest of his cute photos 🥺

#I CAN'T BELIEVE IT #A CUTE NEW PHOTO #HIM IN A SUIT #WHICH HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVOURITE THING #😍😍😍#Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america #can i also say that i absolutely LOVE him in blues??#he always looks so good in blue!!#he looks so good god i love this man too much 😭😭

Not the selfie I wanted...

.. but still the glimpse of him I needed 😔🤧

#I'LL TAKE IT #HE LOOKS GREAT #I LOVE SUMMER KASPER #i hate summer myself BUT Kasper in the summer is ALWAYS the best vibe #he's so hot but he gets exponentially hotter the less clothing he wears..#and the more he shows his arms...#Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america #still so surreal that he's retired...#genuinely never believed this day would get here so soon....#it's such a weird feeling to me #the fact that i just will NEVER see him play... ever.. again..#lord let me not start crying at this hour

Me, dedicating my life to blogging about Kasper Schmeichel:

Kasper Schmeichel whenever there's no games:

#*heavy deep sigh*#what do i even post about before he rolls up to Helsingør #should be soon they have two games in the upcoming July first weeks #but like.. what do i post about now???#he gives me nothing?!?!#i'm so desperate for distractions i've been watching F1 practices...#i get they need rest BUT I HATE SUMMER TIME #THERE'S NO KASPER ANYWHERE #KEEP HIM OVERWORKED #NO RESTS #NOT UNLESS HE POSTS ON INSTRAGRAM #king thicccness #i feel a big ol' empty spot in my chest when it's random break points..#yes my mental wellbeing is down the drain and I really need hobbies to keep from thinking about it..#might start posting random stuff about my crafts lately #or might start reblogging George like heck because i've grown obsessed with him 😶#DON'T JUDGE ME HE'S GOT PRETTY EYES #then again... who in F1 doesn't?#Max has gorgeous eyes Charles has gorgeous eyes George is pretty as heck Esteban has super pretty eyes #Oscar has puppy eyes my enemy (Carlos) does have nice eyes too..

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