Mar 20
I beg your pardon?..
I'm devastated and he's out there laughing?? Giggling??? IN MY FACE!??! THE AUDACITY!?
#ALSO WHOEVER WROTE 'pundit and former professional goalkeeper' IN THE GETTY DESCRIPTION OF ONE OF THESE IS CATCHING THESE HANDS#WHAT DO YOU MEAN FORMER#HE HASN'T RETIRED#I GOOGLED#SEVERAL TIMES EVEN#I KEEP GOOGLING#HE SAID *MIGHT* NOT “yup that's it”#MIGHT#HOW DARE YOU!?#FORMER NOTHING#HE BETTER GET HIS ROUND BOUNCY BUBBLY ASS BACK INTO THE PITCH ONCE HE'S RECOVERED#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#danish captain america#WHAT ON EARTH#NOT EVEN GONNA SAY ANYTHING!?#HE'S JUST GONNA MOVE BETWEEN JOBS LIKE IT'S NOTHING!?#NOT EVEN GONNA EXPLAIN IT?!?!?