Everyone: ...what are you guys doing?
KingHappy: I think it's a melon penis. We're building a melon penis.
Xisuma, still building: It is NOT a melon penis.
Everyone, but mostly Cleo: uh huh. Sure looks like one.
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Everyone: ...what are you guys doing?
KingHappy: I think it's a melon penis. We're building a melon penis.
Xisuma, still building: It is NOT a melon penis.
Everyone, but mostly Cleo: uh huh. Sure looks like one.
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What if
You wanted to go to heaven
But god said
Draw King_Happy
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KingHappy's voice might be my favorite (mmm, second to Biffa perhaps?) content creator voice of all time. It's just, so, soothing...
KingHappy: "...and I wonder how the cows breed when they all have udders."
Mumbo, snickering: "Scissoring. That's it. Scissoring."
Mister Mumbo P. Jumbo Excuse-fucking-me??
Add to the list of incredible Hermit vocalists: Venomkisser.
Although she was a streamer and made no YouTube content of her own, evidence of her existence on the server is littered throughout the her colleagues’ videos. Of particular note is her rendition of “Can’t Help Falling in Love” which KingHappy recorded secretly while they were mining together and later used as the intro to his S2E2.
Her voice is gorgeous, and I sincerely hope this isn’t the last time I have the pleasure of hearing it.