#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire armand#assad zaman
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lol what a subhuman cunt you are
this guy came to my inbox totally unprompted and then blocked me because i dared to say “male on male violence is wrong”if tumblr hurts your feelings this much, maybe you should stay off of it for a while. you’re married. go hang out with your husband instead of instigating this kind of crap.what a goddamn crybaby.
stephen is going to die
Stephen: JESUS FUCK UGH
Stephen: POLAR ICE IS AWFUL
Quinkit: how awful?
Stephen: like
Stephen: super pawful
Quinkit: good thing the homestuck fandom's main priority is writing the everyone in-character, so you won't have to drink it too much.
Quinkit: the everyone
Quinkit: god i'm stupid.
OTP
Stephen: the fact that i look like karkat worries me a bit
Quinkit: i can't tell if you're the karkat or me.
Quinkit: that means it's a perfect 4chords parody.
Quinkit: because there is nothing that implies that this is us.
Quinkit: other than rainbow dash, i guess.
Stephen: i think you are the green one....
Quinkit: i always wear a trenchcoat and fedora.
Quinkit: also i am always looking angsty and troubled.
Stephen: you are clearly the seme in the relationship
Quinkit: no, rainbow dash is.
bluh 2
Quinkit: i am so glad i never saw that video.
Quinkit: i miss the problem sleuth fandom.
Quinkit: THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
Stephen: SPOILER
Stephen: I GOT INTO HOMESTUCK DURING HORRORBENT
Stephen: you must be so ashamed of me
Stephen: ):
Quinkit: FRIENDSHIP OVER.
Quinkit: I CAN ONLY BE FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE WHO WERE AROUND DURING PROBLEM SLEUTH.
Stephen: cry
Stephen: ;_;
Stephen: i am glad that
Stephen: i am not an awful fan
Stephen: even if i am kind of an asshole
Quinkit: actually... you are. you actually started reading during hivebent.
Quinkit: we had to wipe your memory because you were so awful.
Stephen: what
Stephen: 8(
Quinkit: and then we rewrote your personality so you stopped being a terrible fan.
Quinkit: the truth is...
Quinkit: you recorded the bucket video.
Stephen: rude
Stephen: i am not fat and 12
Quinkit: not anymore.
Stephen: 8(
Stephen: i guess we made dave real
Stephen: and fucked up time
Quinkit: also real hussie fans are the ones who started with barty anderson.
Quinkit: the best hussie work.
Stephen: humanimals made me genuinely uncomfortable
Quinkit: have you seen barty anderson?
Stephen: no
Stephen: ouo
Quinkit: it's the greatest thing. it's a video series by andrew's brother, and andrew is in them too.
Stephen: andrew apparently has mad dandruff
Quinkit: homestuck is now ruined for me.
Stephen: LMAO
Quinkit: i can no longer enjoy his projects knowing this.
Stephen: it's apparently SO bad tho
Quinkit: i am now imagining andrew, filming barty anderson, and he has dandruff.
Quinkit: and all the joy the video gave me has been destroyed.
Quinkit: please don't tell me byron hussie has dandruff too.
Quinkit: barty anderson is my hero.
Quinkit: i don't think i could handle that.
bluh
Stephen: also it's hilarious about that recent unpopular-hs-opinion
Stephen: "PEOPLE DON'T LIKE US BECAUSE WE HAVE TOO MANY ASSHOLES"
Stephen: and i'm like
Stephen: "LMAO"
Quinkit: i am ruining this fandom with my critiques. i'm sorry.
Quinkit: and 4chords edits.
Stephen: clearly.
Stephen: you should be drawing child porn, just like the rest of us!
Quinkit: i'm too much of an asshole to draw child porn.
Quinkit: i'm just a jerk for getting upset about child porn, right?
Quinkit: SPEAKING OF CHILD PORN wait no thats a terrible way to change the topic.
Stephen: HAHAHAHA
Quinkit: SPEAKING OF ASSHOLES fuuuck no thats not good either.
Stephen: speaking of ponies
Quinkit: PONIES.
Quinkit: i like ponies...
Stephen: me too
Stephen: apparently this makes us neckbears
Stephen: beards even
Quinkit: we are two magestic neckbears.
Quinkit: such beautiful creatures.
Stephen: LOOK OVER THERE
Stephen: TWO NECKBEARS...
Stephen: FEASTING ON THEIR PRIMARY PREY: MULTICOLOUR PONIES.
Quinkit: nature can be cruel.
Quinkit: that reminds me. i need to shave. i'm starting to grow a neckbeard.
Stephen: me too....
Quinkit: but i'm a pony fan, it's hopeless to keep fighting this neckbear.
Stephen: you'll get mauled.
Quinkit: i either have to deal with this ugly neckbear or give up ponies forever.
Quinkit: also i just noticed right now that tavros doesn't have legs in 4chords.
Stephen: YEAH THAT'S
Stephen: BECAUSE
Stephen: HE NEEDS TO HAVE BUTTSEX
Stephen: can't have buttsex when you're paralyzed
Quinkit: ahh.
Stephen: so avpn made him legless
Quinkit: she's thinking about the important things, i see.
Stephen: canon? FUCK THAT SHIT.
Stephen: let's have buttsex!
Stephen: one of us is going to put this on tumblr
Stephen: but whom
Stephen: i call not doing it
the reason there are no fat fantrolls is because all the ones here are SUPER PERFECT and SUGOI and TOTALLY PRETTY XDDDDDDDD
Ugh why
is homestuck full of hate
why can't we just accept each other's opinions and likes
and keep your opinions on someone else's preferations to yourself
if you have nothing good to say, don't say it at all
what are you gonna gain from it, hun
seriously though what's your main blog, i wanna be frands
im futatsuiwa, other mod is mollyisanowl, idk if the other other mod wants to show his face
