#kingxskylar

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kingxskylar replied to your post: my mom and my sister are watching magic mike and...

i tried to watch the movie but my arch nemesis was the first five seconds of it and i couldn’t i fucking couldn’t i hate everything about matthew mcconaughey matthew more like matt EWWWW

i literally have never laughed so hard than when you explained to me about him being your arch nemesis that one time i love you so much

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[5:40:18 PM] as nice as an miss clause (☉‿☉✿): [rolls away] [5:40:53 PM] 2 soft grunge ✿: [ rolls after u ] [5:41:06 PM] 2 soft grunge ✿: [ we end up in an intense rolling race ] [5:41:15 PM] 2 soft grunge ✿: [ i sabotage u by pushing u off the road ] [5:41:25 PM] 2 soft grunge ✿: [ i claim victory but was it really worth our friendship ] [5:42:09 PM] as nice as an miss clause (☉‿☉✿): [ no it wasnt i take a hankercheif and tie to a stick and pack 3 apples and walk off into the sunset ] [5:43:12 PM] 2 soft grunge ✿: [ i shed a single punk rock tear. it rolls off my cheek and lands in my giant gold trophy. ]

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storytime with allie

[1:10:17 AM] as nice as an miss clause (☉‿☉✿): in school today i bumped into a teacher while i was while with my friend and i v sweetly was like oh!! im so sorry!!! and then as i was walking away with my friend i started laughing like maniacally almost and she asked me why and i said [1:10:22 AM] as nice as an miss clause (☉‿☉✿): "im not rly sorry"

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allie is more punk rock than u gtfo

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shhh

Send me a 'shh' for my muses reaction to yours sliding their hand up my muses leg.

       He just turned and pressed his lips to the boy's cheek and down below his ear, "Noooope." He giggled quietly and set Skylar's hand back on his own lap. "Not right now. I told you I had to study for this exam."

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Send me a ╚ for my muse’s honest opinion of yours

"Well — I, uh. I guess I don’t really know you all that well just yet, but would it be entirely stupid to say that I’m rather sure we’re going to be friends? I mean, we already are, but I mean good friends. The kind of friends that are always friends, even if they don’t talk to each other every day; even if they’re not together. I dunno, there’s something about you that makes me want to trust you, and my trust isn’t something that comes easy these days.”