#kink shitpost

[ehksidian]

people talk about this "sissyfication" kink. what, like, getting forced to push a boulder up a hill? kinks can be anything these days.

[queerbeverage]

*my dom collars me out of nowhere & proclaims her ownership of me*

Me: Well well well...collar me surprised!

[happywoidwanderer]

So it's common knowledge in the Sly Cooper fandom that Carmelitas game model is quite bigger than slys model in some sequences so she's more visible during gameplay. But I think it fun to headcanon Carmelta to be notiably taller than Sly and that tall ladies is just one of Slys kinks.

[blackcatcorvid]

names. names are fun. good boy? fun. nice. pet? very nice. great. love it. toy? oh boy. oh man. incredible. i am not immune. doll, in the right circumstance, which is most now that i think about it? hfjkdslhfafhjdskl

[incognitohazards]

i hand you the finished contract.

we've talked through these terms many times. you know what's written down. no need to read the entire thing again. just one swift motion with the pen, and your new life begins.

this is what you've dreamt of for months now, ever since i brought it up. that one night, where we both had a little too much to drink, but a lot of fun. finally, after all this time, i'll own you. no more need to worry, no more need to think, no more need for your frankly exhausting performance of how you believe a regular human being acts.

but as your eyes dart across the page on their way to the dotted line at the bottom, you pause. you've realize something. something terrible.

i've typed out the entire contract in cat font alphabet

[l1vpup2]

I'm gonna be honest, princess, mommy's really gonna do it this time.

[xxartificiallyintelligentx]

*autism dom voice* kitten, be a dear and fetch daddy’s ipad.