#rayla talks

[queerbeverage]

*encounters an annoying obstacle in my way to do something*

"Ohhhh i am going to kill-" *remembers that suicide jokes make my mental health worse and send me down a spiral of self-hate easier* "-the President of the United States"

[queerbeverage]

*slams fist on table*

"DOLL JOINTS.

JOINTS WITH THE WEED THAT MAKES YOU A DOLL. Get it, like the like joint as in body joint but also funny weed drug-"

*i raise my hand to make a point, having not noticed until now that the fine porcellain my body is made of shattered on impact with the table. I stare at it*

[queerbeverage]

"If your only tool is forcefem, all your problems are going to look like boys."

-Anonymous basement-worker

[queerbeverage]

Star Wars really popped off with the sound design of the Droideka blasters. Helllll fucking yeah they go PEW PEW really fast but they also have some kinda reverb and *weight* to them, also the dual lasers look cool u already know u'd get fucked up when hit by one of those, they probably have insane stopping power. Also the rolling around sounds are pretty okay, but the little mechanical clinks and clanks of building up again & then the more pronounced clack when they draw their weapons?!

Anyway i wanna fuck a droideka.

[queerbeverage]

Sleepiness & arousal is such a banger combo

[queerbeverage]

Okay you're getting the The Long Dark rant now!

For anyone here that doesn't know The Long Dark: It's a single-player survival game set on (i think fictional) Great Bear Island in Canada (i think that one's not fictional). There are no zombies, there are no other players, it's just you and the wilderness and the cold. You're dropped into a map (that, at the start, isn't even filled in yet - ya gotta do that yourself-) and have to loot buildings left behind by other humans, hunt animals & forage to sustain yourself,... You can find some cool stuff, there are lots of cool spaces (a hydroelectric dam, a camp cabin near a lake, derailed cargo-train, firewatch tower,...) and lots of snow. I haven't really gone for much lore yet, but there was a geo-magnetic event that fried all electricity, so no more easy light & heating, and that fucked with the wildlife a bit.

Now, you're dropped into this pretty-much empty world [no other human survivors except a lone trader who you never directly talk to], only wolves and rabbits and deer, with no other context than "Your plane crashed in the Canadian wilderness after a storm. Try to survive." and that's it. You make your own story. You decide where to go, what to hunt, what to do. You're alone, but you're alive. Better work on keeping it that way.

And, in a stroke of complete fucking genius, you have a journal in one of your tabs that you can just write into whatever you want, and it goes day by day. Whoever at Hinterland Studios made that change, I WANT TO KISS YOU ON THE MOUTH, YOU ARE WONDERFUL. I've been having SUCH a blast, surviving situations and then later telling harrowing tales in that journal-section about how i did so, wondering how i got here as i find out little bits and pieces of context/lore, making some stuff up, just being casually creative that way - I LOVE IT. And, in another stroke of genius, YOU CAN SAVE THE JOURNAL WHEN YOU DIE. So, after dying in your run that spanned 200 days, you're not just going to lose that hand-crafted story you lived & told yourself - you can keep that written memento of all the cool gameplay and stories you yourself created. Absolutely masterful, and some of the most engaging bases for storytelling i've found in the survivalgame category, maybe ever - and i haven't even touched the storymode yet!

[queerbeverage]

Sucking girlcock feels soo fucking good in my mouth, and it tastes so so pawsome

[queerbeverage]

*sigh* I need to get trained so badly...wanna obey one-word commands almost instinctively, getting rewarded for that,,,