May 6, 2022
"I'm dying to know what's next", we all say, as if Dracula hadn't been in the public domain since 1962
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"I'm dying to know what's next", we all say, as if Dracula hadn't been in the public domain since 1962
"I could fix him" I could read his queer little emails about his paprika hallucinations and love for a castle weirdo despite the fearful warnings of the village folk. I could receive his little recipes he wants to make. I could gaze at my inbox dreamily while he's being driven by a cart in circles and is too awkward to say anything.
most days have 200 evils is a statistical error. st georges day which has several thousand evils an hour is a statistical outlier and should not be counted
Jesse, you see, it's. it's the girls from this popular japanese animated kids show named "lucky star". they have a song that plays at the start of each episode with a little dance animation and information about who made the show, but the cadence of the song happens to fit the song "out of touch" by hall & oates, a 70s american popular music duo. there's an inside joke on this microblogging site, Jesse, it's uh like, sending emails or texts but you can write and submit them to your own personal part of the site, and people can view them, and if they like your content they can get updates on the messages you put onto the website. it's called "tumblr", written like that to be catchy for marketing. anyways jesse its a joke to post that animation but with the music set to the hall & oates song, and to share it on Thursdays, in a little inside joke of an event called "out of touch Thursday". are you following me on all of this, jesse?.... yes jesse i agree that transmedicalist exclusionism and digital puritanism eradicates historic queer solidarity in favor of dogmatic oppression-based anti-praxis inter-lower-class hostility
Dracula, holding Jonathan Harker's arm: My hyperfixation is England and I want to pass as goth and British, can you be my boyfriend for a bit?
brain ghost dirk is the ps5 speaking to jake inside of his brain
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[Kassandra, she/they, 22, reblogs okay]
'This copper is the finest quality
that I can sell to you', is what you swore
to Gimil-Sin before you took your leave,
though you drove off my servant with no ore.
Why must you be a little fucking bitch?
You send my servants to me through the lands
of hostile kingdoms, crawling through each ditch
with no refund or copper in their hands?
For just a bit of silver that I owe
you treat me and my servants with disdain,
though to the palace I did just bestow
a thousand pounds of copper in your name.
From here on after, even though I tried,
I won't accept the copper that you sell.
Unless you have good ore you can provide
I'll use my own, so you can go to hell.