I’LL ANSWER ALL FIGHT ME BRO
1: When you have a container of Neapolitan ice cream, what flavor do you leave for last?strawberry ew.
2: Would you rather be caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella or a snowstorm without boots?thunderstorm without umbrella! i don’t want my toes to turn purple in a snowstormmm.
3: Let’s say you have access to a time machine, but it can only go either backward or forward. One or the other. Which do you choose and where do you go?i think fast forward to finishing studying and starting work hahaha c:4: If you could choose to have any superpower ever, what would you pick?the ability to grant wishes!! i would wish for a pegacorn and more night time to sleep and ofc i can be nice and heal people and buy houses and michael clifford.
5: Tomorrow morning, you wake up in the body of a celebrity, like in a ‘90s body-swap movie. Who is it? How do they react to your life? What do you do when you’re “them”? Would you choose to switch back?halsey.i will hang out with michael clifford and yanno,have some fun.
7: What would you be more embarrassed to buy: sex toys or adult diapers?sex toys probs LOLz.8: Did you get enough sleep last night?no.
9: You’re the sole witness to a Mafia murder. Witness protection has to set you up with a whole new life in a totally new country. You have to leave everything behind, but you can pick where you move to. Where do you go?i’ll live on a ship! i love the ocean so much hehehe.
10: If you could star in a biopic about any famous person ever, who would it be?you know for me it’s always youuu (taylor swift)
11: What’s the biggest animal you’ve ever killed? Bugs count.i don’t know omg i have killed some ants i guess
12: Would you rather have millions of dollars but always feel nauseous when you go outside, or be dirt poor forever but never get sick again in your life?millions of dollars?? i’m not much of an outdoor person sooooo.13: A wizard offers you immortality in exchange for your two front teeth. Do you take it?nooo that’s absurd why will you want to live forever.
14: Could you win the Hunger Games?this is very rudeare you mocking(jay) me.
15: What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid? How about as a teen/adult?i don’t celebrate halloweeeeeen.16: Do you bite your nails?nope!
17: What was the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?omg what i don’t know. i remember watching alice in wonderland long time ago.18: Do you prefer music with male or female vocalists?female haha
19: You and the love of your life are having a baby, and you get to choose the name! There’s only one catch: your partner INSISTS that it be the name of a place, real or fictional. What do you name your baby?sierra if i’d listen to his stupid request (i probably won’t LETS BE REAL)
20: If you could reboot or remake any movie, what would it be and who would you cast?i’m not much for movies tbh so nothing? everything’s great??
21: If you could automatically know how to speak any language or play any instrument, which would you choose?piano or banjo!
22: For you, would getting amnesia be a good thing?currently, yes.
23: If you curse loudly and then realize that there are children nearby, what is your reaction?*whispers* oh fuck24: Of what animal are you most afraid?anything that will want to eat me :ctigers and stuff.
25: Pizza or oral sex?did you really have to askpizzas.
26: Without looking them up, can you explain the rules of football? How about Quidditch? What do you think that says about you?you just kinda kick the ball into the net. run a lot and trip then dramatically roll over sometimes.what’s quidditch
27: You’re in the car, switching channels on the radio when you hear a song that makes you go “OH SHIT, THAT’S MY JAM!” What song is it?ANY TAYLOR SWIFT SONG. ANY. FIGHT ME.
28: Have you ever paid to see a Step Up movie? If not, how much would someone have to pay YOU to see a Step Up movie?i haveee.
29: If you were being executed tonight, what would you choose for your last meal?pizza :c + roti prata hehehe. OREO CHEESECAKE.
30: Have you ever bought an item of clothing because it reminded you of something a fictional character would wear?no i don’t think so
31: If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?okay i might have big plans buttbh i’d just sleep and skip school!
32: Have you ever been punched in the face?ouu nooo.
33: How do you take your ramen noodles?i don’t really eat ramen!
34: Do you ever rehearse or plan conversations before you actually have them?okay so i have these conversations in showers –i do for some serious ones but otherwise no.(but i rehearse a lot before ordering food lmao)
35: How much black do you wear on a regular basis (not counting funerals)?most of my home shirts are black c:
36: Do you have any tattoos? Do you want any?i don’t; and i doooo want some.
37: If someone offered you a free pet snake, would you take it? It’s not dangerous or really big or anything. They’re just moving to a place that doesn’t allow pets.no?? why will i want to keep and feed a piece of crawling fat ropesnakes are quite rude btw they keep sticking out their tongues
38: Do you know how to pronounce the word “pinochle”?i just said it as pinoch - leh but the answer is: no.
39: Can you think of anything more boring than birdwatching?uhhhh chemistry lessons??40: Are you better with numbers or words?words definitely!41: At the movies, do you stay for the credits?i like to but my friends never do so i leave with them :’(
42: Is morality universal or relative?too deep bro.
43: Let’s say you’re getting married to someone you absolutely adore. The only catch is that you met them through a Craigslist hookup ad that was supposed to be just for one night of casual sex. Would you tell your friends how you and your fiance met?omg YAAAAS i would. look what my hoe-ing around got me! a husband! BEAT THAT.
44: What’s the worst name you’ve ever been called?uh i’ve been called a lot hahaha.45: Would you eat human flesh if it had been harvested and prepared humanely? (Say, from someone brain-dead who had marked him or herself down as an organ donor - same difference, right?)what the fuck what the actual fuck no
46: At what age did you stop believing in Santa? Alternately, if you never believed in Santa, did you ever ruin Santa for anyone else?i never believed in him lmao he’s so creepy he actually enters your house in the middle of the night when you’re sleeping…. through the chimney. and sometimes i imagine him flying around in the sky and no. like, no.
47: Do you get along better with old people or little kids?i pretend to get along good with kids.
48: If you had to choose, would you rather become a nun/monk or a drug dealer?drug dealer bro
49: What’s your best bodily feature, objectively speaking?mah legs??? i think?
50: Who is your favorite late night talk show host? jimmy fallon HAHAHA