#kirk-ing

[kelsiers]

Tbh if you don't spend all your time describing Shasta (pronounced Sh -ASS- ta) the way young women get described, e.g. nubile, willowy, lithe, supple, boyish figure, then what is the POINT

look he is the most supple of all the men and the fact that he is self-identifying as these things is really a lot for me to handle

[kelsiers]

Um excuse me ???? I don't need to go anon to declare my loyalty??? I even gave you a résumé???

this is #real you are officially my lieutenant

[kelsiers]

Listen shawty one time I literally made a ring out of kinder toy instructions and asked the guy I liked to marry me and i wAS STONE COLD SOBER WHY DID I DO THAT

well i mean it wouldve worked on me

[kelsiers]

have u noticed that in ur "nerds" page ur always the main character u dork (except i guess with you and me)

ARENT WE ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS OF OUR STORIES, ANDY. ARENT WE ALL.

[biologybutch]

these avocadoes are my children / natasha, nb, they/them

[biologybutch]

will only respond to being spoken to as “celestial being” or “cosmic entity”

[thelongarmofthelaw]

12-16, 18

12: Remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?

Uh no, I don’t think so. Haven’t done much kissing’ in mah time.

13: What kind of phone do you have?

Samsung… the free one.

14: Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?

Pajama pants :)

15: Are you a different person now than you were 5 years ago?

I would like to think so. I’m a lot more confident in myself (although I’m still not super good at showing it), and am more versed in the ways of the world. Same height though.

16: What were you doing at 4 am?

Sleeping

18: Are you lying to yourself about something?

I don’t think so???

[biologybutch]

oh my god