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I am constantly thinking about this

This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time

Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.

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narwhalsarefalling

my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open

butterfly-sapphic

Do they have a wikipedia page for suitcase closed?

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vintagegeekculture

It is called "Gay School Bus" as the company was called Gay Toys, Inc. (As in the surname.)

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from the down with cis bus and friends collection

emily-axford

CRITICAL ROLE: CAMPAIGN 4 Episode 5: Branching Paths

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iwilltryalittlearter

Give him a break 😔

Or at least an extension

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CRITICAL ROLE: CAMPAIGN 4 Episode 5: Branching Paths

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the duality of taliesin jaffe

probablybadrpgideas

Drink your GM's pop to establish dominance

probablybadrpgideas

Stop calling me a Midwesterner we call it pop parts of England too :-( - Paper

sexycraisinthanos

Forgot that different people call soda different things and wondered how you could drink a funko pop

probablybadrpgideas

well of course you have to melt it down first. that's why it's so powerful

emily-axford

CRITICAL ROLE: CAMPAIGN 4 Episode 5: Branching Paths

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Jester’s “You taught me that love isn’t about being swept away, it’s about standing solid, it’s about choosing to stay” and Fjord’s “You were there reminding me that joy isn’t something you have to earn, it’s something you can choose” being such perfect bookends to their journey together and individual journey’s of deconstructing who they think they have to be.

The way it parallels Jester’s “It feels like we know each other really well. In all those books I read it’s two strangers forging this passionate affair and it doesn’t feel like that, it feels comfortable.” in ep121 and Fjord’s “You know when someone makes you feel a way that you don’t think you have any right to feel? Or you never thought that you might?” in ep108.

Jester’s disillusionment witnessing the world for what it really is, putting on a brave face, but then finding a comfortability and continuous love for the complexities of life and the people in it. Fjord believing he doesn’t deserve any happiness or love in his life, putting on a brave face, but then learning he’s still supported and accepted through his vulnerabilities and weaknesses. The way they grew with each other. Fjord, who never had a home, who never felt like he belonged, telling Jester “Anywhere you are, that’s where I belong. I will be your anchor, your partner and your home just as you have been mine.”

UGHH those vows were so good.

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