#kit whitriver

[romera-shop]

KIT’S 26th BIRTHDAY SURPRISE!

“Well, well, well... Happy birthday, Lave—I mean Kit. You know my magic calendar, she’s a tricky one. Sometimes she says your name is one thing and then she says it’s another and it’s so difficult to keep up with her. Anywho, here’s a gifty-gift. Don’t be excessively irresponsible.”

“No-Talk Taffy" A bag of riotously colored and interestingly flavored taffies. Give one to a chatter box and within a few chews of this candy, their teeth will be too stuck together to speak again for 1d4 minutes. They are still able to make sounds of disgruntlement or outrage, but be unable to speak clearly or with much volume.

[romera-shop]

"Hi - Felipe, was it? Would you recommend a bag of tricks? Never mind, I can't pass up on that sale. I'll just get one."

“Everything I sell I recommend, kid, why else would I sell it? Oh, the rust bag? That’s a good one. My personal favorite is the giant goat option. It’s like a regular goat, but fantastically larger and more disruptive. I once let loose a giant hyena in the Arx library with a tan bag of tricks, but that’s a story for another time.”

[romera-shop]

"Hi, Isla. Heard there was a sale. Could I get a greater and a superior healing potion, as well as a broom of flying?"

“Oh, hello dear! You may certainly get all of those things. Now remember: don’t fly while inebriated, watch out for birds and the bird-like, and be careful on lift off when beneath trees.”

[romera-shop]

"Is there a Suri around? I heard she could make me one of those cloaks of many fashions?"

"Hm? Yes. Here.”