#kitchen knife

[maidthings]

I was trying to explain to one of milady's particularly irritating suitors the joys of being an instrument of will, when he interrupted me to say "so like a trombone" as if he expected me to laugh. Needless to say this substantially increased my cleaning duties, though the simple joy of scrubbing blood from carpet has lifted my spirits

[yuriartillery]

[covered in blood] i have achieved various menial tasks milady

[princessdraconic]

your "maid" literally wades through rivers of blood and you expect me to believe it can clean up this mess?

[peterfields]

[theuglymachine]

A nakiri style kitchen knife

[thefearofcod]

i cant stop laughing this is just in my friends kitchen

[frostbittens]

[teapak]

glad to see lots of girls on here lauding the kitchen knife as the nuanced and versatile tool that it is. she is by your side all along