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It’s finally here: On the Meaningless Sensations of Plants, the second full installment of “would that be fucked up or what,” the TGCF psychological horror bdsm au where nobody fucks!

Rated M; 10k; featuring bad decisions, worse relationships, and miscommunication in every direction. Is Xie Lian lying? To Hua Cheng? To himself? To you?

#tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian

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Ex-libris by the Catalan artist Alexandre de Riquer (1856-1920), made around the year 1900. These ones are some of the examples preserved in the National Art Museum of Catalonia (MNAC).

An ex-libris, also called bookplate, is a kind of printed stamp at the beginning or end of a book that says who owns it (think of the stamp you surely have seen in the books owned by a library). Though ex-libris have been used since ancient times, their "golden age" in Catalonia was during the Modernist movement (the Catalan equivalent of Art Nouveau), where many bookworm people commissioned artists to have a beautiful personal ex-libris that they could use to stamp all their collection.

The text in the 1st one, written in the Catalan language, says "no matter how much you know, there's always much more that you don't know" (per molt que sapies es molt mes lo que ignores).

Source: Museu Nacional d'Art de Catalunya.

#bookplates #ex libris

aleyma

Greek, Pair of gold earrings with Ganymede and the eagle, c.330-300 BC (source).

#shinies

kilosink

They are asking (respectfully) to see your coin collection (no intentions of taking to add to their horde)

#dragons

paperandpencilsandskips

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

#this is often happening to incurablenecromantic

teaboot

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

angel-stars

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

#shoutout to the times I went Fucking Insane demanding my housemates keep Bea inside during a smoke event #taking her and making her inside only was the best call for both of us #her ass does NOT wanna go out there anyhow #if I ever have to live with strangers I will make it so clear that if you let my cat outside I will hurt you so weird

helenmask

I thiiinkkkk I'm done

#twa corbies

feyd-meowtha

It's a moral imperative that we write more sex scenes which are

Weird

Uncomfortable

Not good for anyone involved

#i’m doing my part

pierppasolini

Miami Vice - 1.20 - The Home Invaders

#miami vice #MEAN TO ME

handweavers

there is something erotic about watching someone be extraordinarily competent at something especially if they're also really passionate about it

#you people want me to talk about the Virgil project but I can’t do it because you’ll all explode

sheryl-lee

I love this music. Isn't it too dreamy?

Twin Peaks (1990-1991) 1.03 - Zen, or the Skill to Catch a Killer dir. David Lynch

#twin peaks

artbycentawen

Feanor arrives to Mandos

Dead Teleri aren’t that happy about it.

#REALLY enjoying Mandos’ right over left collar #the silmarillion

back off im flexing

#im fucking flexing #make your speeches to the foxes general

dark-magician-girl-meets-world

Ghost of a father, trapped in a teddy bear: Well, my seams are just about falling apart and my nose is hanging by a thread. So... I guess this is just about over. The kindly and mysterious toyseller who sold him to his grieving son: And did you learn anything from it? Father: Yes. I think I did. I learned that I spent too much time focusing on my job when what really mattered was my family. Toyseller: It sounds like time well spe- Father: I could've gotten to know my son so much better if I hadn't been doing all of those extra shifts and unpaid overtime Toyseller: Did you say unpaid? Father: And if I hadn't agreed to go do that presentation on Christmas Eve, I might even still be alive Toyseller: You said you were doing a presentation when? Father: At least I got to say goodbye, you know? Toyseller: Your job paid well, right? Father: That just doesn't feel like it matters anymore. Toyseller: It matters a little bit. Father: Uh, it paid okay, until most of the staff got laid off and it turned into fixing the mistakes the AI made. Toyseller: Did you have benefits? Were you unionized? Father: I'm passing on now. Tell my family I love them. Tell them I'm in a better place. Toyseller: That wasn't a yes.

dark-magician-girl-meets-world

Father's ghost, coming back into consciousness: Where am I? What body is this? Toyseller, cocking the father: It's called a gun. We're visiting your boss.

#extraordinary punchline here Lillie