Jan 11, 2016
Yogurt Cup Sexuality
I sexually Identify as a yogurt cup. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being a delicious source of nutrition and triggering edgy teenagers. People say to me that a person being a yogurt cup is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install plastic, artificial blue raspberry flavoring, and turning my body into a thick liquid. From now on I want you guys to call me “Splatoon Yogurt” and respect my right to trigger and provide nutrition needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a yogurtphobe and need to check your yogurt privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
