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2 superheroes who are definitely human and not some otherworldly beings

#south park #sp kenny #sp kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick #sp kyle #sp kyle broflovski #kyle brovlofski #sp human kite #sp mysterion #kitesterion #eldritch horror kenny #eldritch kenny #south park k2 #can be platonic or romantic #sp k2 #k2

In case you were wondering, this is the Kitesterion dynamic in my fic

#south park #south park fanfiction #kenny mccormick #kyle broflovski #mysterion #human kite #sp k2 #k2 #south park k2 #kitesterion #kysterion

No, listen, I was just trying to spar I swear-

#sp k2 #Kysterion #kitesterion #kenny x kyle #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #mysterion #Kite has a massive fat crush on Mysterion of course #Kite seems to talk to/train with/show up around Mysterion all the time for some reason weird #Mysterion has met Kite out of uniform as well- got to play damsel in distress and everything he's so damn smitten with the guy #Too bad Kyle's got his head too far up his ass to notice #Scrambling to apologize while he's getting actual heart eyes #Kyle knows Kenny and reported back to Stan (also a hero) that he's in town but doesn't know Kenny is Mysterion #He's kinda got a crush on Kenny but now he's falling in love with Mysterion also #Stan finds out Mysterion's identity one night during a mission that almost goes really bad #And is now stuck in the middle of fucking everything the poor guy

To answer the other ask you got, I would say Kite is closer to Superman. He has laser eyes, he can fly, he's an alien, honestly the only thing he's missing is super strength.

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FUCK NOW I WANNA SEE THAT TOO

i’d say they probably wouldn’t know each other outside of the superhero thing in that particular au, so their flirting isn’t that awkward to the point where it could possibly ruin friendships, but the image of the two of them arguing like an old married couple while in costume is absolutely hilarious

file this away for something to hopefully write later.......................

#Kirby's headcanons about sp #south park #sp k2 #kysterion #kitesterion #anon u r a genius #Anonymous