#kitten!merlin

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Merlin's sleeping with his eyes open and twitching..

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MERLIN JUST SNEEZED AND FARTED AT THE SAME TIME.

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and Merlin is spending his first night outside! it's raining and I don't even feel bad because he keeps throwing up and I'm not dealing with that all night. 

stop eating grass and you can sleep inside you stupid twat.

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why I'm convinced my cat is possessed

when I was trying to upload pictures of him from my camera to my computer they were always corrupted.

he keeps puking. (Exorcist, hello.)

he keeps staring off into space and his inner eyelid is half covering his eye so I'm pretty sure he's staring at a fellow demon. or ghost.

I have a demon cat. this is a thing.

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Merlin's gone missing again.

only this time I'm not worried I'm just irritated because I'm going to bed in 20 minutes and I don't want to waste that time looking for him I want to waste that time on tumblr!!!

ffs.

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MERLIN JUST SHUT OFF MY COMOUTER MID POST. YOU FUCKING LITTLE IDIOT. UGH.

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oh yeah! update! for anyone that was overly concerned (aka. me and no one else) I finally fucking found Merlin.

actually, no, to be fair my host mom chucked him into my room at 430 this morning. the little idiot had gotten himself locked in the crawl space behind her room.

so I still never got my full night's sleep. ugh. being a parent sucks.

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I'm having mixed feelings about Merlin being out tonight.

like on the one hand, he's oUT IN THE COLD BY HIS LITTLE LONESOME

but then on the other hand HE'S OUT IN THE COLD WHICH MEANS HE'S NOT INSIDE TO WAKE ME UP AT THREE IN THE MORNING SO I'M GOING TO GET A FULL NIGHT'S SLEEP

do you see my dilemma?