#kitten reply

[lordtonic]

Other than Lashic of course are there any other content creators you just absolutely MUST stay on top of EVERYTHING they drop?

“You must be new here. I follow THOUSANDS of artists, writers, crafters, monster fuckers and influencers alike, I can drop my list for you though.”

>You watched as he opened up an excel file that could be filtered by type of creator and what specific niche they fell into. He started at the first listing, and you had a feeling that with each one he had a detailed reason for why he owned a piece of merch.

[lordtonic]

Kitten how did you meet your boyfriend?

"It's so crazy. I have been Lashy's number one fan since, like, FOREVER. i'VE BEEN A DIE HARD SINCE THE BEGINNING. So I started making fan-art of his fics! Then...SIGHH..HE NOTICED ME. HE NOTICED ME AND WE SHARED PESTERS. Then..hehe..one thing led to another and...Now he's allll mine and I'm alllll his." >He was exaggerating, but their love is unfortunately eternal/

[lordtonic]

Heeey Kitten how’s it been hanging?

"Hehe, it's hanging sooooo loooww"

>He chortled, scribbling with more focus all of a sudden.

"—and haaaaaaarrrd, hehehehheeeheeehee."

[lordtonic]

Hey kitten! are you gonna dress up for halloween?

"Yeah!!! Obviously!!!!

I haven't decided sure but it's still going to happen!!! I've been DYING FOR THIS TIME OF THE SWEEEEP."

He clutched his fists and strained them.

[lordtonic]

no im scared of what you have going on. try googling "do i have kidneys"

“Hehehe, haaaaiii” He saluted and winked ⭐️.

After both searching and reading what kidneys is, he thoughtfully thoughted about the spikes that ravaged his body that fateful day.

And then he got really concerned very fast, rubbing his circular scars near his stomach.

“I! …What if my kidney bone is broken…GASP WHAT IF I WONT BE ABLE TO PEE ANYMORE.”

It’s been 4 years tops since it’s happened and he’s still pissing fine.

[lordtonic]

idk maybe we should check

“Um what do you mean…Not like…exploring each others bodies find out right? Haha, that would be so crazy, especially since I’m super ticked off at you right now too, haha.ehe.hehehehe.”

🐰Google is a wonderful thing that exists 🫶❤️

[lordtonic]

not for long if u keep up w ur vape like that

“..Vape?”

“..L.O.L have I…been using this wrong..”

[lordtonic]

obviously pee is stored in the liver

“..Y…yeaaah…? That sounds? Sorta right? The liver sorta does everything right..? Is that kidneys?

…

Dooo IIII…..have kidneys?”

Inside anatomy is not his strong suit.