#kitten's headcanons

[kittenofdoomage]

Dean finding out your favorite kink is dirty talk 😏

See, everyone assumes that when you say Dean’s good with his tongue, that he’s good at eating pussy - he is, good god, he really is - but that’s not all he’s capable of. He’s got this tone he uses, one you never heard before he found out about your penchant for filthy talk; it’s low, seductive, sends shivers right through your bones until you can’t help but drop to your knees.

He doesn’t even keep it in the bedroom. He’ll wait until you’re bent over the fridge looking for a snack and say something about imagining you naked and wet for him, and suddenly you won’t be hungry for anything but him. It’s like a switch only he has access to, where just his rumbling voice telling you he wants you to suck his dick like the cockslut you are is enough to have your thighs quivering with want.

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[kittenofdoomage]

How would Negan react to you bringing home a kitty??

You find it on the road, alone and starving, and with a lack of anything else to nurture, you take it home, presenting Negan with a half-drenched ball of black fluff that barely has its eyes open. He’s not particularly happy about giving you supplies meant for humans to care for it, but as long as it doesn’t get in his way, he’ll tolerate your new best friend.

He doesn’t complain when you’re up half the night keeping “Stitch” alive, and he doesn’t complain when he wakes up one morning several weeks later with a kitten snoozing on his chest. Pretty soon, he won’t go to bed until he knows where Stitch is and has given him plenty of chin scratches, at which point you know the cat isn’t going anywhere but hell if anyone else is gonna find out what a softie this brute is for a tiny ball of fur.

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[kittenofdoomage]

For headcanon fun things: you being quiet and reserved in public but all about the fun kinky things in private with negan?

Negan fucking loves how everyone assumes you’re a prude because you’re quiet around them and because you never speak up and just get on with shit. He knows that’s just you in public but when you’re with him, behind closed doors and in the space where you know you’re safe, you’re the filthiest goddamn bitch he’s ever met. A stranger would assume you’d be all flustered if someone mentions a dick in front of you, which makes Negan laugh seeing as at least four times a week you’re begging for his fat cock, or telling him you’ve been a dirty little girl and need him to spank you.

You’re a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets, and he loves it.

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[kittenofdoomage]

How does Dean feel about sex when you're on the flow?

He’s never really tried it before but when he hears the phrase “red wings”, he’s enthusiastic about earning them. It’s messy, but he’s kinda used to blood, let’s be fair, and when he discovers just how much more sensitive you are when you’re at that time of the month, he’s more than happy to slip on a condom and supply you with some cramp-relieving orgasms.

Bonus points if he gets to fuck you in the shower.

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[kittenofdoomage]

Negan's reaction to hearing you rubbing one out to your old lover Rick?

There’s only one reaction he could possibly take and that’s to erase all memory of him by fucking you six ways from Sunday until he’s sure the only name you even know is NEGAN. You better hope he found some Vaseline on his last supply run.

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[kittenofdoomage]

Dean reacting to his little girl’s first steps

I love this one!!! Ahhh, he’d be so proud, then he’d spend hours trying to get her to do it again for the camera and it takes ages because, hey, Duplo blocks are way more interesting! Then he finally gets it, and he’s sending it to Jodi, Claire, Alex, Donna, even Sam, who was standing right next to him when he videoed it.

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[kittenofdoomage]

How about geralt helping you with a curse that is one of my fave tropes, fuck or die?

It’s gonna happen. He knows it, you know it, so Geralt puts his all into making it more of an enjoyable time rather than a traumatic time. Of course, once it’s done, there’s no way you’re not gonna fuck him again.

(I fucking love fuck or die 😂)

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[kittenofdoomage]

Dean - How would Dean react to you playing Animal Crossing? :)

It’s a cutesy animal game that doesn’t really interest him at first - please bear with me, I haven’t played it - though he finds it adorable how into it you are and tends to tease playfully. Then one night you leave your Switch lite in the library, and he’s a little bored/curious, so he picks it up.

You find him six hours later thoroughly engrossed and grumbling about turnips.

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