I found a mindfulness app that sends random notifications to you through your day, at random times. The default messages are wholesome and cute.
But it's completely customizable... I mean, sure, random messages reminding you to be mindful is neat. But I want reminders that I'm a slut, or that I'm just an object. I want random triggers and a mantra that drop me and leave me drooling unexpectedly. I want to wake up edging and wondering what the fuck happened until I see the notification again as my head starts to get fuzzy and the room fades a way for the second, third, fourth time? Who knows how long its been.
Anyway, this seems like a great app to stay mindful of what it takes to be a good, obedient girl, so why not give it a whirl?












