-Oh, I thought you still had some shopping to do? Or am I just too tempting? 😉
Serif: Shopping can wait. —Rey: His disco stick is going off. What the fuck are you two talking about.
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-Oh, I thought you still had some shopping to do? Or am I just too tempting? 😉
Serif: Shopping can wait. —Rey: His disco stick is going off. What the fuck are you two talking about.
-I just got home and my parents are out to eat some dinner so I’ve got a couple hours all to myself. ☺️
Serif: On my way.
*the cat busts out laughing* -So I’m guessing sending you a video of me fingering myself is out of the question? Or would you actually like that? Or just maybe, you’d prefer not to see me but only hear me.
“*S-She can’t be serious—“Serif: Where even are you?!
*the cat laughs* -Well I mean, if you’re not up for it I can always go at it alone. Just thinking about the things I would’ve done to you tonight~ 😍
Serif: KITTY I AM AT THE STORE I DO NOT NEED A GLOWING DISCO STICK IN MY PANTS GOING OFF WHILE IN TARGETSerif: I’M ALREADY GETTING LOOKS/tease dis boi more
*the cat smirks at her phone* -Well that does sound lovely, but I have a different kind of stress relief we could first~ 😉😘
Serif: Different?? 🤨 Serif: Whats better than Elaine Salts! Serif: ... Nevermind, Rey explained. Serif: NAUGHTY KITTY!
*a cat sends Serif a text* -Hey hun, after work do you want to have some stress relief from helping your students with finals?~
Serif: Sure! I’ll get the Epsom salts and silk PJs out! 🤗☺️☺️