I am sending 3 because I am a brat and you better post these. Hannibal Lecter, Will Graham, and Cathy Earnshaw
YASSSSSS THANK YOU
Hannibal Lecter: We're both really good at cooking, and make a bunch of dumb jokes about cannibalism.
Will Graham: Much like Will Graham, I love dogs. I'm so excited to get some dogs of my own once I move out of my parents' house.
Cathy Earnshaw: Wasn't this the chick from Wuthering Heights? Goddamn, I hated that book. Uh. I don't know, honestly, the only thing I remember about that book is that everyone is terrible. And not the fun kind of terrible. v('_')v
16. Are you going out of town soon? I may be going to Chicago or upstate New York for college visits soon! I'm not really sure but either would be very nice!
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? I do this a lot actually, especially when people look at me I smile and wave.
i'm pretty sure they'd just order takeaway/subsist on junk food bc i can't see either one of them at giant eagle like complaining about the rising price of tortilla chips or whatever
kills the spiders
Totally, totally Zim. He has a gift for destruction and mayhem, you know. And when he's not there, Red probably just shoots them with a laser gun.
comes home drunk at 3am
Definitely Red. And then he's up for another hour complaining to a lamp about what has his life become. :V
makes breakfast
I have a headcanon that Zim makes a mean french toast. v('_')v Of course, it's more whipped cream and chocolate sauce than french toast...
remembers to feed the fish
I'm pretty sure neither of them give a shit about fish tbh.
decorates the apartment
Well, we all know Zim's interior decorating...leaves something to be desired, so I'd think Red probably has a person for that.
initiates duets
...I don't know what that is??? Can I read it as 'duels' and talk about my kismesis headcanons for them? :V
falls asleep first
Red, definitely. Zim's all caught up in his ideas about What Irkens Must Be Like (which imo are almost certainly wrong because Zim) and even after not being properly a citizen anymore he'd probably still have problems with that. And Red's just like 'yeah whatever can you calm your ass down for five seconds so i can sleep thanks'