#kittypierces

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valrissa [MSG:] One time I thought I was heterosexual.

[text] What a confusing and dim time that was.

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vames [MSG:] We’re making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?

[text] you know full well I don’t

[text] also, i don’t HAVE any dick pics

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lydames [text] You had to apologize for “being too aggressive about harry potter”

 [text] Ah, yeah, sorry...I just...whiskey makes me really passionate about the Marauders.

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vames [text] We had sex and he ended up in the hospital… don’t know if I should be worried or proud.

[text] Hunter? Is in the hospital?

[text] Proud.

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bellvera [text] if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he’d think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid

[text] We’re kind of amazing.

[text] And you - you’re gorgeous. 

[text] May that hotel room be named in our honor. It’s practically hallowed ground now.

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some hookpan verse idk [text] I know you’re on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven’t been spanked in years so if you’re still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.

[text] Stay out of the rum and go call Ella, Killian. We don’t do this anymore. We agreed.

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mandy and logan [text] shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick

[text] They don’t make heels bigger than my dick.

[text] But yours are sharp enough to slit my throat, so fine.

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vierce [text] I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.

[text] Aren’t you a charmer.

[text] But thanks. I like it better at your place. Is James gonna be pissed if I stay the weekend? I really want to be with you.

[text] And also have lots of sex.