#kitwilsonsass

[curufiin]

eol plz

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@pxnxply

[thevaudevillescene]

i would go to a sushi meet and greet

i’m sure she would be on her best behavior!

sushi is beloved by my friends, my mutuals, my coworkers, my regulars at work…yet she remains humble in spite of it all. how does she do it? (she only has one brain cell and it’s dedicated to annoying me)

[sailor-slam-dunk]

oh god oh oops oh what i dropped this oh man

i'm so sorry oh god what even

what even is that

gosh

BUNNY!!!!!! ELTON!!!!!!!!! 💕💕💕🐰🐰🐰💕💕💕

[dysphorie]

why his tighties so low on that tumby tho

I do be wondering that tbh. The crotch is always super low too, like trying to pull up leggings two sizes too small. All his dubyadubyaee tights are like that

I am very much NOT complaining tho

[caesarclowningaround]

shoot me lmao

*takes careful aim... then shoots you with a water gun*

[saltskinandasociopath]

want you to know at work today first thing i had someone from san fran and we were talking about them liking the sports out there and i said i had a friend from elsewhere in CA who is really into baseball and he was like 'are they a padres fan' and i was like 'i think so, yeah', and he just. heavy sighed.

WHAT THE FUCK DID WE DO? THEY'RE LEADING THE DIVISION. WE'VE BEEN PADDLING DESPERATELY AND LOSING .5 EVERY SERIES. WHAT MORE DOES HE WANT? DOES HE WANT THE PADRES ERASED FROM THE MAP? I THOUGHT WE HAD A COMMON ENEMY. I THOUGHT WE AGREED THE DODGERS WERE THE BIG BAD. THEY HATE DRAG NUNS. THEY HATE SPANISH VERSIONS OF THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER. THEIR STADIUM TAKES 4 HOURS TO GET OUT OF

I THOUGHT WE WERE AT LEAST CHILL, SAN FRAN. I LIKE YOUR STADIUM. I LIKE YOUR PADDLING GUYS WHO SNATCH UP HOME RUN BALLS. I LIKE YOUR LOU SEAL. BUT NOOOO.

[r-truth]

oh hey whatever you do dont look up what new day has been up to recently *sweats*

don't scare me like that

[littlemissplanky]

awwwww this is so so cute thank you so much (edge is about to get bit for this lmao)