everything else is just dust and sound

art blog: dysphorie-draws | writing blog: dysphorie-writes | im nothing short of being one complete catastrophe | artist/writer | 42 | scottish

[newvegascowboy]

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[boingmann]

[hugsohugs]

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[gay--dog]

stop only drawing skinny people

[dysphorie]

6, 15 and 28 for the ask game :]

Yaaaaay thanks!

6. what's your go-to recipe when you want to make something that requires minimal effort?

15. do you collect anything?

Swatch watches, and these wee gonk toys called superthings

20. what chore do you hate the most?

Cleaning the litter trays omg i love my cats but i could cheerfully never clean another litter tray as long as i live

Send me asks for the aging tumblr population

[myspace]

POV: it's 2004, you wake up at 3am to this commercial blasting from the TV

[myspace]

[caseyslappedyouintheface]

It’s actually on there, I know because I’ve had it saved lol.

[hisgiirlfriday-deactivated20251]

MY CAT

[graveyardrabbit]

I really love those posts of people showing their stuffed animals various things and locations, gonna start doing that

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my giant ground sloth the Feather River and the Feather River Fish Hatchery fish ladder

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my cat the location of the last stagecoach hold-up in San Mateo County

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my sockeye salmon The Gates Of Hell

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my humpback whale Methuselah the coast redwood

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my banana slug the grave of Emperor Norton

[eisenkrahe]

I'm embarrassed to admit that I relate to this. 😂

[dysphorie]

Showing lotso the sagrade famillia

[misophonie]

they shouldd replace the liked your post in the notifications with likes you so much and the reblogged your post with wants to kiss you sloppy

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[possessable]

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

[dysphorie]

1, 5, 13 for the ask game :)

Thank yoooooou!!

1. what's your favourite kitchen appliance?

Air fryer. No idea how i lived before their invention!!

5. what's your favourite piece of furniture and where did you get it?

Sounds stupid but its just two big ikea chests of drawers that i got from fb marketplace, but theyve made a MASSIVE difference to my overall quality of life, its insane

13. what are your hobbies?

Answering this with a pic from the last time i answered a similar question!

Send me asks for the aging tumblr population

[kirikomamura]

"life is so hard for men because *starts describing the events of a mafia city ad*"

[kirikomamura]

this happens every day and yet people believe men arent oppressed

[kirikomamura]

many lv1 crooks finding a way to get genuinely mad about this post

[beardedmrbean]

[potatokoko]

blazing heart of gold

[space-gingers]

Was too lazy to draw much and I know I’m super late but I kyluxed this animation meme

(Based off a fanfic and personal headcanons)

[blackboard-monitor]

ask game for aging tumblr population

what's your favourite kitchen appliance?

do you have a collection of anything?

what's the best job you've ever had?

what's the worst job you've ever had?

what's your favourite piece of furniture and where did you get it?

what's your go-to recipe when you want to make something that requires minimal effort?

are you married or do you intend to get married?

do you have kids? do you want them?

are you on good terms with your parents?

do you have siblings? do you hang out with them?

do you vote?

what's the biggest purchase you've ever made?

what are your hobbies?

what's a hobby you'd like to get into?

do you collect anything?

how long have you known your oldest friend?

are you a member of any clubs or associations?

have you ever changed fields in your career or education?

how many wisdom teeth do you have and have you had any removed?

what's your favourite beverage?

do you have any living grandparents?

do you have nieces/nephews/godchildren/other kids in your life that aren't yours?

what's the coolest place you've visited?

what's your most recent degree and has it been useful to you?

would you rather own a dishwasher or a laundry machine if you could only have one or the other?

do you make a list before going to the grocery store or just wing it?

what's your favourite household chore?

what chore do you hate the most?

do you have houseplants and how are you at keeping them alive?

what's your living arrangement? (who do you live with, in what kind of building, do you own or rent or other?)