Apr 8, 2016
You're 27? You're OLD.
Apparently…………….thank you though.
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You're 27? You're OLD.
Apparently…………….thank you though.
🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂
for every 🍂 I get, I’ll reveal one of the most important people in my muse’s life! [status]: ACCEPTING ! ; now let’s try this again and hope it doesn’t screw me over AGAIN.
🍂: you’re no longer around….and that makes me think of what you’re doing right now, if you’re okay and well, and if you’re happy. Jiyeon-ah, I miss you dearly, and I hope so very badly that you’ll see this. Come back.. [ @vixciii / @gyven / @seolhyuned ]
🍂: [ @kyeons ] We’re always so busy and because of this, we don’t even get to see each other anymore, noona. Song girlfriend, am I being replaced by that handsome boyfriend of yours? Stop by soon…or else I’ll have to kidnap you for a few days, keep you all to myself.
🍂: [ @roseros ] You little brat. Look what you’ve done. Dug yourself a pretty little grave in my heart and rooted yourself there. Keep your word and stay by my side like this. I’ll annoy you and you’ll annoy me in the lifetimes to come.
🍂: [ @hyoxap ] I’m not a very good dongsaeng, am I? Even so, noona, there isn’t a day that goes by where I don’t think of you. I need you and your hugs back. I need to hear your voice and I need you to tell me that everything is going to be okay…I just need you, Hyo noona. For the rest of my life.
🍂: [ @nighthunterxminho & his pretty little angelic boyfriend, @bvmkvy ] you two honestly…I can’t mention one and not the other because you two…are a package. I’m so lucky to have met the two of you and though we three all have our own busy schedules, it’s only full of love and laughter when we do meet up. Let’s see each other soon. I have someone I’d like you both to meet.
✩
Send ‘✩’ for the following and I’ll answer for the both of our muses! [status]: ACCEPTING !
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice?– Probably Jongin.
Who threatens to leave but never actually does?– Jongin, again.
Who actually keeps their word and leaves?– Jonghyun wouldn’t threaten to leave because he’ll simply just up and get out of there for a while.
Who trashes the house?– Jongin.
Do either of them get physical?– No.
How often do they argue/disagree?– often?
Who is the first to apologize?– Jongin.
Sex:
Who is on top?– Jonghyun.
Who is on the bottom?– Jongin.
Who has the strangest desires?– ….the both of them.
Any kinks?– lips and biting.
Who’s dominant in bed?– Jonghyun. Though, it interchanges sometimes.
Is head ever in the equation?– Yes.
If so, who is better at performing it?– Jongin?
Ever had sex in public?– No.
Who moans the most?– Probably Jonghyun.
Who leaves the most marks?– Jonghyun.
Who screams the loudest?– Both.
Who is the more experienced of the two?– Jonghyun.
Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?– fuck.
Rough or soft?– rough.
How long do they usually last?– average.
Is protection used?–yes.
Does it ever get boring?– nah.
Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?– In a public restroom.
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?– adopt maybe.
If so, how many children do your muses want/have?– one.
Who is the favorite parent?– Jongin mostly.
Who is the authoritative parent?– Jonghyun.
Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?– Jongin, again because he has the soul of a child.
Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?– Jongin and Jonghyun would nag before joining in.
Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?– both.
Who goes to parent teacher interviews?– both.
Who changes the diapers?– They both take turns in doing so but at night, since Jonghyun is the one who has trouble sleeping, he doesn’t mind doing it.
Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?– Jonghyun, like I said because of his insomnia.
Who spends the most time with the children?– Both.
Who packs their lunch boxes?– Jonghyun.
Who gives their children ‘the talk’?–Jonghyun.
Who cleans up after the kids?– Both.
Who worries the most?– both worry equally.
Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?–Jonghyun.
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle?– Jonghyun!
Who is the little spoon?– Jongin, sometimes Jonghyun because he likes to be held too.
Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?–Jongin.
Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?– Jonghyun.
How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?– maybe a half an hour or so.
Who gives the most kisses?– Jonghyun.
What is their favourite non-sexual activity?– playing games.
Where is their favourite place to cuddle?– the couch.
Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?–both.
How often do they get time to themselves?– not much.
Sleeping:
Who snores?–both.
If both do, who snores the loudest?–jongin.
Do they share a bed or sleep separately?– share a bed.
If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?– they fall asleep in each other’s arms but wake up on the far sides of the bed.
Who talks in their sleep?– both.
What do they wear to bed?– just boxer briefs.
Are either of your muses insomniacs?– Jonghyun is.
Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?– no.
Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?– both.
Who wakes up with bed hair?– both.
Who wakes up first?– Jonghyun.
Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?–Jonghyun.
What is their favourite sleeping position?– for jonghyun, on his side and for jongin, sprawled across the entire mattress.
Who hogs the sheets?– Jongin.
Do they set an alarm each night?– nope.
Can a television be found in their bedroom?– no.
Who has nightmares?– both do.
Who has ridiculous dreams?– both.
Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?– like I said before, Jongin.
Who makes the bed?– Jonghyun.
What time is bed time?– until they both fall asleep.
Any routines/rituals before bed?– no.
Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?– jongin.
Work:
Who is the busiest?– Jonghyun with his idol life.
Who rakes in the highest income?– Jonghyun.
Are any of your muses unemployed?– Jongin.
Who takes the most sick days?– neither.
Who is more likely to turn up late to work?– neither.
Who sucks up to their boss?– neither.
What are their jobs?– Jonghyun is a singer/composer and Jongin is just jongin. :)
Who stresses the most?– both.
Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?– Of course!
Are your muses financially stable?– Yes.
Home:
Who does the washing?– both share in this.
Who takes out the trash?– Both.
Who does the ironing?– both.
Who does the cooking?– mostly Jonghyun.
Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?– jongin.
Who is messier?– jongin.
Who leaves the toilet roll empty?–jongin…?
Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?–neither.
Who forgets to flush the toilet?– jongin.
Who is the prankster around the house?– JONGIN.
Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?– Sometimes Jonghyun, sometimes Jongin.
Who mows the lawn?– n/a.
Who answers the telephone?– Whoever’s closer.
Who does the vacuuming?– Jonghyun.
Who does the groceries?– Jongin because he loves the food.
Who takes the longest to shower?– neither.
Who spends the most time in the bathroom?– neither.
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem?– No.
How many cars do they own?– Jonghyun has his own.
Do they own their home or do they rent?– Jongin rents and Jonghyun owns.
Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?– Neither.
Do they live in the city or in the country?– city.
Do they enjoy their surroundings?– yes.
What’s their song?– rocketeer by far east movement.
What do they do when they’re away from each other?– send funny pics and things that they see that remind them of each other.
Where did they first meet?– social setting.
How did they first meet?– through friends.
Who spends the most money when out shopping?– Jongin.
Who’s more likely to flash their assets?– neither.
Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?– Jongin.
Any mental issues?– other than Jonghyun’s insomnia, none.
Who’s terrified of bugs?– Jongin.
Who kills the spiders around the house?– Jonghyun.
Their favourite place?– at home.
Who pays the bills?– Jonghyun.
Do they have any fears for their future?– yes, lots.
Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?– Jonghyun.
Who uses up all of the hot water?– Jongin?
Who’s the tallest?– Jongin. :(
Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?– Jonghyun.
Who wanders around in their underwear?– both.
Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?– Jonghyun. And Jongin.
What do they tease each other about?– Jonghyun teases Jongin about his nickname for him, ‘kid’, and treats him like one sometimes because he likes the reaction he gets from Jongin. And Jongin teases him about his height. All the time.
Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?– Jongin.
Do they have mutual friends?– Yes.
Who crushed first?– Jonghyun.
Any alcohol or substance related problems?– nope.
Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?– both of them.
Who swears the most?– both don’t really do it often.
@kjngnini:
(sms - noona<3) I’m……. telling on you……….
(/takes a screenshot of the text she set threatening his life and he quickly messages Jonghyun) @jvnghxun
(sms - big/tiny jongbro) (open image attachment) (sms- big/tiny jongbro) control your girlfriend before the landlord calls the police for bloody murder
(/he's currently exiting his car and locking it, making his way into rae's apartment building when his phone goes off right before his keen ears pick up on his girlfriend's shrill screaming and stomping of feet. His head tips a bit, gaze flickering down to the open message on his phone screen. an eyebrow quirks out of pure amusement at the picture attached, quickly tapping out a response and sending it to the younger male before taking the elevator up to rae's floor) @yn-ravn
[sms: brat kjb]: well what'd you do to make her scream bloody hell??
[sms: brat kjb]: i could hear her from all the way in the lobby