The Log of the Rings (Redux) still starring John Egbert and Sollux Captor
Now with updated formatting!
Prompted by a conversational thread on tumblr between sb and seerwhoseesnomore.
SB: ii ran acro22 a lalonde alt who 2eemed all over beiing an faq for our
SB: 2he 2aiid two a2k you about 2omethiing, but wa2 kiind of unclear a2 two much
EB: i thought we had our own walking talking faq.
SB: we do, but what can ii 2ay, tumblr ii2 a my2tiical place.
SB: ha2 two be capiitaliized, becau2e they have tiitle2.
SB: 2he 2eemed very iin2ii2tent you miight have one.
EB: but it's just a crummy gold band...
SB: 2o wa2 the one riing.
SB: 2he diidn't 2ay what iit looked liike.
SB: ju2t that there wa2 one called the riing of liife and one called the riing
SB: do you know anythiing about thii2?
SB: our ro2e ha2 2aiid 2hiit all about the2e.
EB: all i know is i grabbed it from a ghost. don't know anything about what its
called, but it doesn't seem to do much.
SB: ii'm ju2t pa22iing along iinfo ii wa2 giiven.
SB: one other thiing about iit.
SB: you ever meet 2omeone named aranea?
EB: chatty vriska look alike. ugh.
SB: yeah, you're acquaiinted then.
SB: apparently very bad thiing2 wiill happen iif 2he get2 hold of the riing2.
SB: accordiing two know iit all old lady lalonde, 2he'2 not the kiind gentle
2oul 2he bore2 everyone iintwo thiinkiing 2he ii2.
SB: thii2 ii2 another 2potty on the detaiil2 2ort of thiing, but ju2t hold ontwo
your cruddy gold band tiightly for now.
SB: ii'd rather our liive2 don't get any more diiffiicult than they already are.
EB: yeah. Not going to be a problem. i've got a great hiding place.
SB: ii'd a2k, but that'2 probably 2omethiing we 2hould keep two the bare
SB: ii actually wonder who el2e ii 2hould mentiion thii2 two iif iit ha2n't come
EB: probably rose. but i don't know for sure. I mean rose only likes to share
information when she's got all the facts she can get... so...
SB: well, ii'll bug her about iit.
SB: but two can play at the vague game.
SB: ii've liived wiith her for a 2weep and a half.
SB: ii thiink ii can deal wiith iit wiithout luck 2iince 2he'2 got that goiing
EB: that's why you need some!
SB: pfft. and ii 2uppo2e you're ju2t goiing two blow 2ome my way?
SB: diid you 2teal iit from vrii2ka?
EB: i wouldn't steal what someone else is willing to give me freely.
SB: aw. are you her boyfriiend then?
SB: cau2e 2he wouldn't hand that out two ju2t anyone.
EB: no! i think? im pretty sure... she just helped me out a lot before the
SB: that'2 one way of lookiing at iit.
SB: al2o - you miight want two make 2ure of that.
SB: iit doe2n't 2eem liike the 2ort of thiing two be uncertaiin about.
SB: ii wa2 mo2tly ju2t tea2iing.
SB: 2he wa2 pretty fiixated on you for a whiile.
SB: iit could've happened.
EB: maybe. but not in the kissing sense...
SB: ehehe. that'2 only for corp2e2, riight?
EB: sure let's go with that.
SB: that ii2 a miildly concerniing emote two be coupled wiith the word butt.
SB: 2omethiing you need two be telliing me, eb?
EB: what? no. wow. there's a period break there and everything.
SB: what do proper punctuatiion 2kiill2 have two do wiith anythiing?
SB: ii thiink 2omeone'2 got hiim2elf a ta2te for booty.
EB: ive never even touched a butt.
EB: my life is without glorious glute paps!
SB: you 2hould rectiify thii2 iinju2tiice iimmediiately.
EB: alas. i cannot. the booty pool here is my sister, sir lack-ass, and
SB: okay yeah jade would probably teleport your hand.
SB: ii don't want two meet 2tumpy eb.
SB: ii bet you could fiind 2omethiing on d2 iif you triied hard enough.
EB: effectively married. As far as I'm concerned. Auto correct stop making me
SB: new guy, ii'm gue22iing?
SB: how dare you look liike you care. can't have that.
SB: do you 2eriiou2ly call him that two hii2 face?
SB: 2hh. ii won't tell anyone.
SB: iit'll 2tay ju2t between u2.
EB: its weird calling him karkat all the time when ours kind of fucked off on
EB: knew you'd understand.
SB: ii under2tand 2o much ii made 2ure two put the correct accent mark on the e.
EB: anyway he's cool. you might like him.
SB: mhmm. we'll 2ee about that.
EB: he's got one eye. he's like in those movies where the hero goes back in time
EB: or marvel's fury. that's pretty bad ass too.
SB: but we already have two tiime player2, 2o let'2 2tiick wiith the fury
EB: fury works for me. I'm telling him you said that too.
SB: haven't you ever heard that cliiche?
SB: iin the land of the bliind, the one eyed man ii2 kiing.
SB: ii 2eem be doiing really badly wiith the bliind joke2 lately.
SB: ii 2hould track down tz and get 2ome more traiiniing.
EB: mmm. I might just be out of practice at noticing them.
