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hey hey eb. ii couldn't fiix iit. can't even fiigure out who diid iit becau2e there'2 liiterally nothiing there two track backward.

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The Log of the Rings (Redux) still starring John Egbert and Sollux Captor

Now with updated formatting!

Prompted by a conversational thread on tumblr between sb and seerwhoseesnomore.

EB: what'd you need?

SB: ii ran acro22 a lalonde alt who 2eemed all over beiing an faq for our

2e22iion2' end.

SB: 2he 2aiid two a2k you about 2omethiing, but wa2 kiind of unclear a2 two much

el2e.

EB: i thought we had our own walking talking faq.

EB: ask me about what?

SB: we do, but what can ii 2ay, tumblr ii2 a my2tiical place.

SB: riing2.

SB: no.

SB: Riing2.

SB: ha2 two be capiitaliized, becau2e they have tiitle2.

SB: 2he 2eemed very iin2ii2tent you miight have one.

EB: yeah. kind of.

EB: but it's just a crummy gold band...

SB: 2o wa2 the one riing.

SB: 2he diidn't 2ay what iit looked liike.

SB: ju2t that there wa2 one called the riing of liife and one called the riing

of voiid.

SB: do you know anythiing about thii2?

SB: our ro2e ha2 2aiid 2hiit all about the2e.

SB: ii don't know why.

EB: all i know is i grabbed it from a ghost. don't know anything about what its

called, but it doesn't seem to do much.

SB: 2hrug.

SB: ii'm ju2t pa22iing along iinfo ii wa2 giiven.

SB: one other thiing about iit.

SB: you ever meet 2omeone named aranea?

EB: chatty vriska look alike. ugh.

SB: yeah, you're acquaiinted then.

SB: apparently very bad thiing2 wiill happen iif 2he get2 hold of the riing2.

SB: accordiing two know iit all old lady lalonde, 2he'2 not the kiind gentle

2oul 2he bore2 everyone iintwo thiinkiing 2he ii2.

SB: thii2 ii2 another 2potty on the detaiil2 2ort of thiing, but ju2t hold ontwo

your cruddy gold band tiightly for now.

SB: ii'd rather our liive2 don't get any more diiffiicult than they already are.

EB: yeah. Not going to be a problem. i've got a great hiding place.

SB: ii'd a2k, but that'2 probably 2omethiing we 2hould keep two the bare

miiniimum of knower2.

SB: ii actually wonder who el2e ii 2hould mentiion thii2 two iif iit ha2n't come

up on our 2iide yet...

EB: probably rose. but i don't know for sure. I mean rose only likes to share

information when she's got all the facts she can get... so...

SB: well, ii'll bug her about iit.

SB: but two can play at the vague game.

EB: oh she's a master.

EB: good luck

SB: ii've liived wiith her for a 2weep and a half.

SB: ii thiink ii can deal wiith iit wiithout luck 2iince 2he'2 got that goiing

for her two.

EB: that's why you need some!

SB: pfft. and ii 2uppo2e you're ju2t goiing two blow 2ome my way?

SB: diid you 2teal iit from vrii2ka?

EB: i wouldn't steal what someone else is willing to give me freely.

SB: aw. are you her boyfriiend then?

SB: cau2e 2he wouldn't hand that out two ju2t anyone.

EB: no! i think? im pretty sure... she just helped me out a lot before the

scratch. we go way back.

SB: that'2 one way of lookiing at iit.

SB: al2o - you miight want two make 2ure of that.

SB: iit doe2n't 2eem liike the 2ort of thiing two be uncertaiin about.

EB: y... eah

SB: ...

SB: you ok over there?

SB: ii wa2 mo2tly ju2t tea2iing.

EB: im okay.

EB: mostly?

SB: you never know.

SB: 2he wa2 pretty fiixated on you for a whiile.

SB: iit could've happened.

EB: maybe. but not in the kissing sense...

SB: ehehe. that'2 only for corp2e2, riight?

EB: sure let's go with that.

SB: that'2 cute.

EB: butt. P:

SB: that ii2 a miildly concerniing emote two be coupled wiith the word butt.

SB: 2omethiing you need two be telliing me, eb?

EB: what? no. wow. there's a period break there and everything.

SB: what do proper punctuatiion 2kiill2 have two do wiith anythiing?

SB: ii thiink 2omeone'2 got hiim2elf a ta2te for booty.

EB: ive never even touched a butt.

EB: my life is without glorious glute paps!

SB: what a tragedy!

SB: you 2hould rectiify thii2 iinju2tiice iimmediiately.

EB: alas. i cannot. the booty pool here is my sister, sir lack-ass, and

married-thus-awkward.

SB: okay yeah jade would probably teleport your hand.

SB: ii don't want two meet 2tumpy eb.

SB: ii bet you could fiind 2omethiing on d2 iif you triied hard enough.

SB: ...who2e marriied?

EB: effectively married. As far as I'm concerned. Auto correct stop making me

look like I care god. :I

SB: um.

SB: ok.

SB: new guy, ii'm gue22iing?

SB: how dare you look liike you care. can't have that.

EB: elder. yeah.

EB: ugh i know right?

SB: do you 2eriiou2ly call him that two hii2 face?

SB: 2hh. ii won't tell anyone.

SB: iit'll 2tay ju2t between u2.

EB: its weird calling him karkat all the time when ours kind of fucked off on

us.

SB: touché.

EB: knew you'd understand.

SB: of cour2e ii do.

SB: ii under2tand 2o much ii made 2ure two put the correct accent mark on the e.

EB: anyway he's cool. you might like him.

SB: mhmm. we'll 2ee about that.

EB: he's got one eye. he's like in those movies where the hero goes back in time

or something...

EB: or marvel's fury. that's pretty bad ass too.

SB: my liiege!

SB: d:

SB: but we already have two tiime player2, 2o let'2 2tiick wiith the fury

analogy.

EB: fury works for me. I'm telling him you said that too.

SB: 2aiid what?

EB: "my leiige"

SB: haven't you ever heard that cliiche?

EB: no. I don't think so

SB: iin the land of the bliind, the one eyed man ii2 kiing.

EB: oh...

SB: 2hh. iit'2 fiine.

SB: ii 2eem be doiing really badly wiith the bliind joke2 lately.

SB: ii 2hould track down tz and get 2ome more traiiniing.

EB: mmm. I might just be out of practice at noticing them.

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Send a ◈ for a drabble of what my muse secretly wants to happen with your muse.

Tobi: He actually thinks he’d very much enjoy the food Tobi sends them, but he eats as little of it as possible, because of the way it’s presented. So one thing he’s very much looking forward to is the day he can visit Tobi and maybe have a meal with his family without it being a competition or criticism of the meteor’s diet.

eb: He’d like to see John well. He knows what it’s like to have a brain with behaviors that are detrimental to health and happiness. Fortunately for sb, being blinded helped with his biggest problem. He has no idea how this is ever going to come about for eb though, if godtier didn’t fix it 

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my paiinter 2en2e2 are tiingliing. :D 2up eb?

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✓❣

✓ : Name at least two people who can trust them with their life.

I think it’s a given that anyone (currently alive) from his session can. They need each other to make it through this. And having only each other for this long will probably make this last beyond that. Outside of that would be Tobi, his kismesis.

❣: Describe a way that will earn affection (whether platonic or romantic) from them.

He’s a sucker for gifts. Normally he’s not a terribly openly affectionate person, but if you hit upon the right thing, you have a happy puppy on your hands. It sounds pretty mundane, and it is. Anyone who’s ever seen his reaction when his timeline’s John is on? That’s what I’m talking about. Boy gets that because he makes videos of his paintings and sends them to sb.

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i have like, six videos for you whenever you we can be online at the same time.

hii ye2 what hello friiend ii am here. 2end them two me!!!

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bibblebin and cavesalagory started following you

Two for the price of one. "Can I help you two?"

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Sizeable Greeting Post The Fourth

D --> It is good to meet you formally, Kanaya, Captor, and Myself

D --> You as well, John

D --> ...

D --> I am afraid that the final name here leaves me at somewhat of a loss, however

D --> I am uncertain what it w001d be polite to call you

D --> ...nonetheless, it is

D --> I am glad that you seem well

D --> Are you well