underaged aliien 2ex briide

my name ii2 2ollux captor, and ii'm bored a2 2hiit on a cold dark 2ea2on niight. Status: Sollux, and the rest of his sessionmates, were recently dumped unceremoniously into their prize world following their victory. Interaction is online preferred.

[pineplapple]

turning up at a party with your cool friend

[9oh4-deactivated20151214]

[auzin]

The greatest of the Disney pictures. I dare you to find a better one.

[neonninjahair]

omfg asdfghjkl

[whichhomonym]

Found a better one. 

[hellaswawesome-deactivated20170]

PRINCESS KUZCO DON’T KNEEL FOR NOBODY.

[angelactose-deactivated20180530]

I’d work at Disneyland just for this

[purearcticfire]

Little golden moments like these make this mess worth it.

[sandsvendor100]

1:35 AM. 15 April 1912. RMS Titanic. Engine Room.

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

Seymour it’s heroic that you’re remaining in the engine room to keep the pumps and electricity running. 

[sandsvendor100]

I Am Eating The Engineers

[markv5]

я поймаю!…

[napoleanbonafarte]

“I’ll catch it!”

[shitpostgenerator]

i have learned not to disrespect pasta

[tbhplsstaph]

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

this meme is so wholesome its the apple cheeked youngin’ who does your paper route and collects fireflies

[schrodingersbee]

Porn bots are getting smarter, or at least this one. Props to it. It's pretty legit looking to be following an rp blog:

What’s even better is I actually have an oc named Felicity.

[brain-pleasedont]

[gamercrunch]

[derbydeeds]

Posting something to the group chat

[saddest-cat-hours]

[perkwunos]

Increasingly realizing that the ancient association of mathematics with theological and magical practices is definitely carried over in some of the ways people depict computers and coding

[perkwunos]

Not gonna lie … this is a solid aesthetic

[shonensupreme]

Apparently it’s national kissing day! You know what that means~

[shonensupreme]

It means you can all kiss my ass

[schrodingersbee]

ii got two eleven hour2 ago on my da2h by tappiing the page down key two the tune of iif you're happy and you know iit clap your hand2.

[cryingbpd]

[mothcub]

me looking in the mirror: who is she and has she ever encountered a hairbrush?

[lobotomiez]