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[emmywinnercriss]

klainer247 replied to your post: Looking for book recs, please.

Anything John Green if you wanna sob

LOL, yeah, I figured that once I got on tumblr. 

[neopuff]

YOU CANT ESCAPE THE DWANGELA TAG. BELIEVE ME IVE TRIED, ITS IMPOSSIBLE. plus i really do believe that Phillip is Dwights baby, otherwise why would angela get so panicked about dwight finding who the father was. I believe Dwight took Cece's diaper (nappy, sorry im english and i cant say diaper without cringing, we say nappy !!!) instead of phillips :) xxx

HAHAH I KNOOWWWW they are just so perf. and omg i always figured angela snuck back there while dwight was sleeping and paid them to say he wasnt the father but thaAATTT would actually make more sense

AHHH when does the office start up again i need more

[jessaconda]

FOR JASMINE :D

The Ninja's Revenge

Part 1)

It was lunchtime, the best part of the day for most students at Dawnsdale High. The dinner queue was relatively longer that day as there was a new special on the menu, the Hummel Pie. Some didn’t know what all the fuss was about, it was only pie right? But one Jasmine Waring, was dying to try the new pie and was screaming from the top of her lungs, disturbing lots of ordinary people eating their lunches. Especially a peculiar girl called Jess.  As usual she sat down with her friends and ate her lunch. Occasionally stopping by to go to choir rehearsals and things. But everyday she ate the same thing. A whole cabbage. Of course she couldn’t fit it in her bag, so she had a rainbow coloured case for her cabbage, and carried it around like a life line.  It was her lunch, after all. She dug her fork into the tasteless vegetable and chomped away at the green food, giving a look of utter satisfaction. Her friends gave her a disgusted look in return as she nibbled at the small pieces like a rabbit.  One of her friends thought it would be a good idea to throw her hand-made rainbow cabbage case to the girl opposite, making Jess shriek in fear! The case was thrown about a little more until the ferocious Jasmine stepped onto the scene.  She was hungry, and aggravated that the Hummel Pie had ran out, and the rainbow thing flying about caught her eye.  She decided to go for it, to catch it, she threw it to someone else and eyed the colourful object. She knew she wanted it. SHE NEEDED THE RAINBOW COLOURED CABBAGE COVER. So she swiftly swiped it off the floor and made a run for it. Of course no one noticed, it was a cabbage cover after all. But Jess was broken up inside. “WHERE IS MY RAINBOW COLOURED CABBAGE COVER!?” She cried as she sobbed into her half eaten cabbage. 

Part 2) The days were growing short, the blackness of the night slowly fading into the warm glow from the Autumn sun. Pin-pricks of light could be seen rising over the horizon. The wind cast a bitter cold over Jess’ face as she trudged on towards school. It had been two weeks since ‘the incident’. Her multicoloured cabbage cover had yet to be found. One of Jess’ friends, (INSERT NAME) ,picked up her pace as she spotted Jess walking through the large black school gates. “Jess, wait up”, ignoring her pitiful calls, Jess made her way towards the large gloomy building. “Hey, come on. You havent talked all week.” Jess offered no reply as (INSERT NAME) sidled close towards her. “So… you still up for friday?” (INSERT NAME) asked hopefully. Still, no reply. “Okay, well when you want to get over this stupid mood your in, we’ll be over here”, (INSERT NAME) motioned towards all small clutter of desks toward the back of the class room. Jess only increased her pace and sat down in the seat at the very front of the room.  Adjacent to the desk Jess had decided to sit at was an old row of wooden desks, the kind that give you splinters! Here sat Jasmine… 

I SRSLY CBA WRITING PART 3 I AM SO SORRY BUT I WILL AFTER I REGAIN SOME LIFE AND ACTUALLY MOVE :P

[jessaconda]

But i do love our conversations <3 SCHOOL SUCKS AT THE MOMENT !!! But yeah, im feeling very stressed at the moment !! Ahh well !!! xxx you have cheered me up !! xxx

YAY I HELPED 

BUT YEAH

GAHHH LIFE IS STRESSFUL SOMETIMES! But trust me t'will all be fiiiinne :P I GOT THROUGH YEAR 9 SO YOU CAN TOO AND PROBABLY DO IT BETTER OMG.

HAVE A GIF

[jessaconda]

Hey :) sorry its been so long :( So i had my spanish test today :L it wasn't that bad compared to what he made us revise... but yeah... its spanish !!!! I missed our conversations !!! xxx how u been ??

Aww you're so sweet when you say that you love our conversations and stuff :D I DO TOO I JUST WANNA HUG YOU AW :D 

Aww well at least it wasn't too bad! :D I have my huge ass actual GCSE science core exams in January D; GAH ALL THE HOMEWORK IT'S ANNOYING. ANd i have a controlled assessment next weekish and that's fun AND I HAVE A HISTORY ONE AFTER CHRISTMAS. Gawd why skewl why! :P 

BUT YEAH I'VE BEEN DOOOINN GOOOOWD THANK YOU :D

Besides the shit loada homework :D

You know I went into school this morning feeling like shit and all depressed but it's just weird what seeing your friends can do! :D I WAS SO HAPPY BY THE END OF THE DAY I MEAN OMG. 

But yeah that was some pointless shizzle for you :p

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN BESIDES THE SCARY ASS EXAMS!?

random gif GO:

okay hi matt :P

I tend to do that D:

ANYWAY HOW IS YOU? :P

[brooklynightadieu]

*o* I love your blog so much *virtual internet hug* XxX

uhkieufhyaougihyour god thank you so much 

I love your blog so much too and fuahgmliury 

[jessaconda]

HEYYY !!! sorry i didnt reply sooner :( I live in Cheshire !! Its over the mersey from Liverpool !!! I MISSED YOU !!!! so wuu2 ?? xxx

OOO OMG THAT'S COOL! :D I've never been to Cheshire! :D And it's actually not that far and i'm from Southport so i'm not cool enough to be from liverpool :P Is it even cool to be from there actually? :P ahaha :D 

I'm not doing anything actually :P WATCHING X FACTOR OMG WHY ELLA WHY! :(  

But yeah, WHAT YOU UP TOOOOO? :P ahaha idek have a gif

[jonquilclegane]

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