Jan 9, 2015
me: no fisting
murphy: that's so tragic
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me: no fisting
murphy: that's so tragic
Another installment in the "Murphy, you can't have a jungle cat" fight
Me: YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM
YOU SHAN'T
Murphy: I CAN AND I SHALL
Me: YOU SHAN'T
Murphy: I SHAN
Me: THAT'S NOT A WORD
Murphy: IT IS NOW
sam eating cereal is literally me and andie eating cereal
me: THANKS FOR POSTING THAT OUT OF CONTEXT DOUCHE
murphy: DOES CONTEXT MAKE IT BETTER??
me: NO BUT IT AT LEAST ALSO IMPLICATES YOU
like if one of the three wasn't a dog i'm really not going to bat an eye
andie
I know that with a lot of episodes, people say "Oh my god I had this exact idea" but seriously, the press release for Tested looks like the plot that Murphy and I have been headcanoning since 2012. Word for word.
murphy: this is somehow worse than the dinosaur porn we found
me: somehow
me: you're not funny
murphy: then why am i giggling so much?