Apr 2, 2013
Ladies and gentle-kerman, this image, taken a few hours ago by USFC Science Officer Guslin Kerman, shows what appears to be a space centre, complete with launch pad and control tower, hidden deep within a mountain range several thousand miles west of the command centre that we share with our colleagues at PARP.
We did not build this structure and, as far as we can tell, it's been abandoned for quite some time.
How did we find it?
We followed one of the directional radio signals emitted by the KMA-1.
The plot thickens.
- Edward V. West, Head Of The USFC