bloodhound x fuse?
-Despite outward appearance and general demeanor, Fuse is actually generally much more tidy than Bloodhound, particularly at home. He got tired of losing toes to unorganized explosives. He's not crazy, but he's tidy. Bloodhound, on the other hand, is a gremlin who has lived completely alone for over 20 years and it, in some ways, shows.
-That said, Fuse leaves his towels on the bathroom floor a lot. Bloodhound threatened him with a knife to the goodies after the fifth time. But, you know, in a nice way. Sort of.
-Fuse helps Bloodhound take off all their gear (which they usually do once everything requiring going further than their yard is done for the day). It's a quiet and intimate thing for them, but oddly enough not sexual.
-Except when BH makes it sexual
-BH is the horndog. Pun intended. Fuse just sounds like one.
-They own a matching couples t-shirt and/or knitted sweater.
-Both of these morons first instinct is not the hospital. If Fuse dislocates his flesh shoulder, he's lining it up with the doorway and popping it back into place himself. Bloodhound is the same.
-The age difference isn't really noticable most of the time except for when they watch movies. Fuse falls asleep within the first half hour. BH falls asleep about thirty minutes after him. They wake up around the same time and pretend they both enjoyed the film.
-Fuse is slowly building up Bloodhound's spice tolerance. He made it too spicy once and they tried to say it was good but they couldn't look him in the eye, on account of the tears in their own.
-Fuse learned early on that if Bloodhound is working on something and cussing up a storm, he should stay about 10 feet away. If they quit in the middle of the project and throw something, he should definately not ask them three hours later if they're gonna finish it that day because then it won't get done for six months.
