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[kommandonuovidiavoli]

How about my OC, Mitchell next?

About to tell everyone how to make good cookies!

Happy Holidays!

[prettywitchiusaka]

Wally/Kuki Wedding Headcannon

I kind of get the feeling that during Wally and Kuki’s wedding reception, Hoagie (being the best man) decides that instead of doing a toast, he’s going to instead perform a good natured roast he prepared ahead of time (which is based on something that happened at my cousin’s wedding, believe it or not).

The audience goes along with this for awhile, groaning at all the craptastic puns in between said speech, until Abby finally intervenes and yanks him off stage. She grabs the mike and just ays “Yeah, sort about that, folks!”

[kommandonuovidiavoli]

For the usernames

@kndobsessed

@thetreehousechronicles

@spicedwatermel0n

And me, I guess

@kndobsessed Imagine one day you have 0 notifications, you go get a shower, come back and 999+ NOTIFICATIONS HELLO??? Honestly, that's dedication! And sometimes, I see their name pop up when they haven't caught up with my stuff, and it's like 5+ more! AND THEN! They find a post they miss (because tbh I also forgot I made it probably) and here's 1 more!! You know what I say to this?? Thank you. Really, thank you. It makes my day, I look at my notifications and wait for the like because THAT'S how I know someone is active and still enjoys what I do! So really, thanks! Unfortunately, I don't know them at all, we don't interact except for the likes... shame...

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@thetreehousechronicles They sometimes pop in my askbox to let me know something or give me compliments, and here's how they found Aduah on the floor convulsing because she STILL doesn't know how to answer compliments without keysmashing her soul out. Anyway! ... UUUGH WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS READING LONG TEXTS???? They seem to have a lot of AUs planned and interesting stuff, and here I am crying because words are scawwy... ONE DAY! For now, all I can say is keep up the good work! Creativity is strong, and that's always a good thing!

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@sammyrobinson2 Dude. DUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEE!!! DUDE!!!!!!!!!! YOU USE DELETER RULED DRAWING PAPER??? COOOOOL!!! Two things: use the ruler and guides that the paper provides! Don't draw outside the cut marks and onto the ruler, because hypothetically those things will be cut! I know you might say "but it's gonna be digital", but it's good to get used no matter what! Second: GOOD CHOICE! If you wanna draw manga style, Deleter offers the best things! USE DIGITAL SCREENTONES THO, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SAVE YOURSELF FROM REAL PAIN!!! AND, thank you for the questions you sent me! They help me refine AUs and invent new dynamics because I think of stuff that wasn't there before! Thank you again!!!

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@spicedwatermel0n Already did the Kenny, but there's one last thing I need to add:

STOP SUPPORTING YOURSELF MAN, WOW, SMH MY HEAD!!!!11!!

[prettywitchiusaka]

One of my favourite little KND cannon concepts is the idea that instead of saying God, the Kids Next Door just say Zero, instead. Saying things like;

“Oh my Zero!”

“Thank Zero.”

“What in the name of Holy Zero are you doing?”

That kind of thing.

Why do I bring it up? Well, I’ve always thought it would be a funny idea that every time you say the word Zero in that context around Nigel (pre-ZERO, anyway), that he just freaks out and says something like;

“Don’t you DARE take Numbuh Zero’s good name in vain!”

Like he’s extremely religious, or something! It really cracks me up!

[prettywitchiusaka]

It’s a reoccurring Headcannon/Fannon idea of mine that the KND (Sector V, in particular) do in fact swear, but all the swear words are replaced by sugary treats, or the like.

So Fuck becomes Fudge, Crap becomes Crud, Shit becomes sugar, you get the idea.

[prettywitchiusaka]

KND Paintball Story Idea Part 1: Gallagher Elementary

Over this past summer, I started watching Community (which I’m enjoying, BTW). By far, one of my favourite episodes is the first paintball episode known as “Modern Warfare”, and it made me think how funny this scenario would have been if applied to the KND universe. Because Zero knows, they would take that 100% seriously and treat it like an actually post-apocalypse/war film!

The first one takes place at Gallagher during the annual School Barbecue, Sector V and Lizzie have all decided to participate in the paintball tournament. The chaos begins when the principle announces the prize, and Nigel doesn’t hear it. He gets knocked out pretty quickly, and wakes up literally 28 minutes later to find the school has become a Battle Royale style post-apocyliptic environment ala 28 Days Later.

His friends rescued him, and have been scouting the halls taking out whoever may pose a threat to them. There’s just one tiny problem; Lizzie is nowhere to be found. They lost her in the initial scuffle, and have no idea where she is. So Nigel and the rest of Sector V (and Fanny) are on a mission to find her and get the Grand Prize of Priority Registration.

They’re not the only ones playing, though. The Delightful Children are in the game, as well, but are using the Teen Ninjas to track down and take out any remaining kids to get the Grand Prize. So naturally, this means that Sector V has to deal with them, too.

Lizzie eventually shows up at the end, having turned into like a badass jungle warrior and helps Nigel take out the DC. She gets hit, meaning that Nigel wins.

There’s a lot of gags centred around the characters getting taken out and “dying”, like they’re in a war movie.

Some of them are more jokey, like when Fanny gets shot in the back during a phone-cal with Rachel;

(Fanny is taking out some Teenage Goons, when she gets a phone call. Seeing as it’s from her KND phone, she answers it.)

N86: Hello?

N362: Hey, where are you? You’re twenty minutes late for your shift.

N86: Sorry, Sir! But I can’t talk right now! I’m takin’ out major teenage butt in this paintball game!

N362: That’s still going on!? I thought you were done, by now!

N86: No, ye’ don’t understand! The prize is-

(She gets shot in the back. Seeing this, Fanny sighs and holds the phone back up to her ear.)

N86: I’ll be there in twenty minutes, Sir.

N362: Oh, good.

But then others are more dramatic, like when Wally sacrifices himself to save Kuki from a Teen Ninja. In revenge, Kuki goes and takes out a few, but gets hit, too. Later, she goes over to him and cradles him in her arms.

N4: Kuki…Are you alright?

N3: Oh, don’t think about me! Worry about yourself, for once!

N4: Oh yeah…I guess you’re right. (He coughs up paint.)

N3: Don’t worry, just hold on. We’ll find you a doctor!

N4: No…it’s too late for me…

N3: No! No, don’t say that!

N4: Kuki…I’m going home…I’m going home…

N3: No, Wally! You can’t die!…I never even got to tell you I lo-

N4: No, seriously! I’m going home! Can ye’ please help me up!

N3: Oh, okay.

I’ll post the other one, later. But that’s basically the idea.

If anyone feels like trying to turn this into an epic fanfic, feel free to do so. Just remember to credit me.

[prettywitchiusaka]

KND Paintball Story Idea Part 2: Global Command

So I already talked about the initial KND Paintball Story Idea I had, but I just couldn’t stop there. Given my love for Rachel, I wondered how a giant paintball tournament involving the entirety of the KND would work out and how she’d handle it.

And this was the result.

For the Kids Next Door’s Annual Anniversary Celebration, Global Command has announced that there will be a two hour Paintball tournament to be held in the Super Convention Center, with a prize to be announced.

Rachel is tied up with work and can’t come to the initial ceremonies, so she asks Fanny to take her place. Unfortunately, the Irish girl reads off the wrong prize. Instead of a year’s worth of Rootbeer and Candy, she reads it off as Priority Mission Registration, which is in direct violation with one of the KND’s rules. Of course, no one really remembers once the prize is read out loud, and by the time Rachel reaches New York, the Convention Center looks like an abandoned wasteland.

She meets up with Fanny, who explains what went wrong. Naturally, Rachel is not happy with Fanny’s screw up, but that’s not the only concern on her mind. With the game going on longer than it was suppose to, adult villains are coming out of the wood work to make kids lives miserable. And with not enough KND operatives on hand to take care of the problem, things have gone to pretty hectic chaos, pretty quickly.

Realizing how ridiculously terrible this has gotten, Rachel and Fanny set out on a mission to take out as many operatives as they could. They manage to team up with Patton and Numbuh 20,000, and of course, Rachel and Patton can’t help but flirt with each other the whole time, which annoys the other members in their group. They also team up with Abby, Hoagie and Wally.

Why aren’t Nigel and Kuki there? Well to make a long story short, Nigel basically went crazy off-screen and became obsessed with winning the prize. He basically turned into Kiriyama from Battle Royale; shooting anyone in sight, minus the sadism. The rest of his team realizes their ;eater’s gone coo coo for cocoa puffs, so they proceed to corner him, take him out and tie him up ala Hannibal Lecter in Silence of The Lambs. Kuki then decides to take him back to the treehouse for safe keeping while the other three stay at the CC to find out just what the heck is going on. So realizing that Nigel went crazy for nothing, they proceed to help their leader take out the remaining players before things get too hectic out on the battlefield.

So yeah, not much for this one other than the basic premise, but you get the idea.

If anyone would like to try and turn this into a fanfic, feel free. Just be sure to credit me.

[prettywitchiusaka]

I kind of the impression that Patton would probably get nosebleeds upon seeing Rachel all dolled up in a pretty dress and jewelry, mostly because he’s not used to seeing her like that…well and cause he thinks she looks pretty.

Since I kind of get the impression that Patton’s a bit of a macho man and takes pride in that, that he’d be in the bathroom and giving himself a pep talk.

N60: It’s okay, Patton. You can do this! Remember; you…are a man! No, not just a man! You…are a Drilvosky! And Drilovskys don’t get nosebleeds when they see a pretty girl they like dolled up! They court them! Now get out there and show her what you’ve got, soldier!

(He walks out of the bathroom and into the hallways.)

N362: Hey. You feeling better, now?

(Patton looks up to see Rachel; who looks even more beautiful now that she has that relieved yet still worried expression on her face.)

(He tries very hard to look at her without twitching, but it just ends with him covering his nose as it bleeds, again.)

N60: Sorry, Sir! I’ll be right out!

(He runs back into the washroom, much to Rachel’s dismay.)

N362: (sighs) It figures; the one time I dress up nicely, and there’s a problem!