#kneel...

[gobald]

Love that cunt-serving pose

[god--of--mischief]

I am alive - If you must know. I’ve just been...occupied.

So in the meantime, pacify your pretty little mouths and await for my return soon.

[god--of--mischief]

Why does it smell like Updog in here?

I beg your pardon?....

[god--of--mischief]

My king, if you'll forgive me, have you given any thought to the idea of an heir or heiress? Obviously you are very long lived so it wouldn't be an issue for a rather long while but it is something to think about, no?

Why?.... Why would you ask something that involves breeding? I am quite happy living my life without any squirming ants running around in my kingdom.

I have to deal with all you Mortals behaving like children let alone have time for one of my own. Besides.... I’m fine being alone....

[god--of--mischief]

Which is precisely why I didn’t rise to your petty humor little Mortal!...

[god--of--mischief]

Honestly I want to come visit you Loki, you seem very interesting and mysterious but I know you wouldn’t like to see a mortal like me. - C

If I was in an irate mood little one - Then no, but seeing as your puny earth has gone mad, I shall open my kingdom to those who seek shelter. Just behave whilst you’re here....

[god--of--mischief]

See, this is why we want you as our king. Our current 'leader' is a POS and while I'm fully aware you can be an ass as well, but anything is better than the racist and bigoted dictators we've been dealing with for goodness knows how long.

I do see that little kitten - Don’t worry, I’ll let you all in my kingdom, until the petty little ants get their puny and what’s little left of their tiny brains sorted. In the meantime... please refrain from making a mess in my throne room. Thankyou.

//Mun is here for you all ♥️