So hello all of you new scoodlipoopers!
I will be busy as a clam in heat for the next week because of GISHWHES, but thank you for choosing Indostan for your every day turtle needs. Please be reminded that we have a special today! Buy one turtle, get five more absolutely free!
But enough about me. Knewcreature...were you following me before? Damned if I know. But your posts are sufficiently beautifully creepy.
Four of you poopers have the same exact posts so I question your actual existence but welcome nonetheless! I won't judge you regardless of your level of realness.
tea...and mango juice? That's silly. I don't know where you came from. There is no room for sillyness. Why don't you...I give up. I have no horrendously bad jokes to pretend I despise you. Sup Monananananita.
And finally, hello Julia. The Jensen, in the corner of the layout...I don't know what to do with it. Halp.
That is all! Thank you for shopping! Have a wonderful day!









