Considering Blake's crush on the rusted knight I think she just has a thing for handsome buff blondes. I wonder if she ever fantasized about Yang as her handsome chivalrous knight saving her, the beautiful princess from the clutches of a big evil red dragon that just so happens to be named adam
Knight!Yang: Fear not, Princess! I shall vanquish this foul beast and deliver you from its grasp!
Princess!Blake: Oh, my valiant Knight! Be careful! The dragon is such a moody Edgelord!
Dragon!Adam: ROOOOAR!!! SNARL!!! HISS!!!
Knight!Yang: (skillfully defeats the dragon and climbs the tower into the Princess's arms using the dragon's corpse as a ramp) You're safe now, Princess. No harm shall ever befall you as long as I am by your side.
Princess!Blake: (swoons) Oh, brave Knight!
Weiss: (reading the absolutely horrible, self-insert fanfiction) Blake, what the hell is this drivel?!











