i love your work can you do bsd men with a reader who drop-dead gorgeous and smell so good [Ranpo,Dazai,Fyodor you can add if you like]
BSD MEN x GN!Reader — Reader is drop dead gorgeous
CHARACTERS — Ranpo, Dazai, Fyodor
GENRE — Fluff | Headcanons
A/N — A bit shorter than usual due to my condition acting up today, apologies
RANPO:
Ranpo was honestly kinda mesmerised when he first saw you. The way you styled your clothes, the way your hair sat perfectly down to the way you walked and talked. He thought it was all perfect
He was definitely a little more shy and quiet when first getting to know you, he didn't want to mess up his shot
He felt like the luckiest man in the world when he started dating you
Catches himself unintentionally staring at you rather frequently
Definitely gets lost in your eyes while talking
Although he tries his best to listen to every word you say - he loved your voice
DAZAI:
Knew from the second he saw you that he wanted to date you
He was extremely flirtatious when he first met you. That never really stopped after you got into a relationship with him
Pretends to be blinded by your beauty, dramatically shielding his eyes
He's awful at identifying smells. He tries to guess the smell of your perfume/cologne and fails every time
He loves getting the opportunity to take photos with you so he can look back on them later
Talks about how he thinks you look better than most runway models do
FYODOR:
When he first met you he was quite intrigued, he knew he wanted you close to him so that he could observe you
He playfully commented on your beauty frequently. He's very good with his words
He likes to watch you when the two of you are together. Your appearance is eye candy to him
Gladly buys your favourite perfume/cologne. He claims that he's honoured to do so
Makes excuses to be be near you so that he can observe you
For your prompt request: medical drama from when Mary and Neil were on the run?
(also I love you I love your writing hopefully youre able to feel back in the swing of things soon! 💜)
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"Stop moving. You're making this worse for yourself."
Mary's fingers moved deftly across the broken terrain of her son's skin. It was bruised and scarred, pale between blotches of purple, green, and yellow. But what concerned Mary most was the deep slash across Samuel's abdomen, stretching from his navel to just under his rib cage. She pressed a towel to the terrible wound, but his blood soaked through it in seconds.
"Mom?" Samuel gasped. He raised his head and looked at the mess of his stomach.
Mary seized his chin in her hand and squeezed. "Be still," she hissed with a hard shake. Mary used to fight with her husband when he manhandled Nath—Samuel the way she just did. But she didn't let herself think about that right now. Not when it was his knife that had carved death into her child's stomach.
Beads of sweat clung to Samuel's skin and his complexion was quickly turning gray. He was close to unconsciousness, approaching something worse.
Hospital, the word was like a siren in Mary's head. He needs to go to the hospital. Mary squeezed her eyes closed and shut the thought down. Hospitals were out of the question. She would deal with this herself.
She used the needle and thread she'd stocked in the first aid kit to stitch Samuel's skin back together. Samuel had passed out halfway through, and Mary was both relieved he'd stopped squirming and panicked over how still he was. Between stitches she checked his breathing and pressed trembling fingers to the weak pulse in his throat, terrified she would feel nothing. By the time she was done, her hands were stained and hurting from handling the curved needle. The sutures were uneven, but they held Samuel's skin together well enough, and there was nothing else she could do.
He was so small. So small and gray wrapped in the thin motel blankets. Mary didn't sleep that night. Instead she hovered over Samuel's prone form and watched his chest rise and fall like a hawk. Periodically she checked his bandages. She vowed to herself that she would keep him alive or die trying.
Mary pressed her palm to Samuel's forehead and pushed back his sweat-slick hair out of his face as he slept. He looked so much like his father that it sent a sick shudder through Mary's body. She would dye his hair before they left, and try to find colored contacts for him. But for now, she let him rest.
"Abram," she whispered, brushing her fingers over the faint traces of blood still smeared across his face. "Abram," she said, over and over until morning came.
I'm cold. I have three blankets wrapped around me, yet somehow, I'm still an icicle? Can someone explain this to me? Charlie has gone to fetch us some hot cocoa from the kitchens, but I'm finding that it's getting even colder in his absence...
bsd men with a reader who smarter then them [ranpo,dazai,fyodor,]
BSD MEN x GN!Reader — Smarter than them
CHARACTERS — Ranpo, Dazai, Fyodor
GENRE — Fluff mainly aside from Fyodor's | Headcanons
A/N — Oh you have NO IDEA how much I've been thinking about writing something like this. Also back from my short break, hello again
RANPO:
He loves it
Having someone around that he doesn't deem stupid makes things much more interesting for him
You understand him in ways nobody else does. And you both have a unique understanding of the world due to your intellegence. It's such a breath of fresh air having you around
He loves to challenge you. It's lots of fun for him
Although he's very competitive about it lol
At first felt a little uneasy about it given that he was meant to be the one who was the hyper-intelligent prodigy. He was a little worried he might be replaced. His concerns subsided when he got to know you though
Overall he's grown to become very fond of you
DAZAI:
Has very mixed feelings about it initially. He doubted your claims until you proved yourself and felt uneasy about how you could easily outsmart him. There was some tension between you two at first
He grew to feel less uncomfortable about it over time but still has his moments
Enjoys having highly philosophical conversations with you and discussing things that regular people might not understand as much
100% plays chess with you
He doesn't like that you can easily come to accurate conclusions about him and see through his lies. He would prefer if you didn't look into him that much
He makes teasing and playful comments about it
If you don't already, he encourages you to join the Armed Detective Agency
Tests your intelligence pretty often
He likes solving puzzles with you, especially riddles
On the very rare occasion that he outsmarts you he boasts about it a lot. You still hear about it months later
FYODOR:
He's not a fan of it
He prefers to have a partner who's naive and doesn't question things; it makes them easier to manipulate. Unfortunately for him you're the complete opposite
He likes playing chess with you. He analyses each of your moves very closely
Although he doesn't voice it, he probably feels slightly threatened by you being more intelligent. He likes to have complete control over situations which is difficult with you
There's definitely unspoken tension between you both
He sets up mysteries and puzzles for you to solve
If you fail he uses it against you to try and make you doubt yourself
Questions your intelligence verbally
You can see through him and it makes him uncomfortable. If you point out his lies and manipulation he denies it
He has rather deep conversations with you. Especially about religion and humanity
BSD MEN x GN!reader + ADA!reader — Reader who is incredibly clumsy
CHARACTERS — Kunikida, Dazai, Ranpo, Fukuzawa
GENRE — fluff — headcanons
A/N — first fanfic on this account! I hope this is enjoyable
KUNIKIDA:
When you first joined the Armed Detective Agency, he quickly picked up on how clumsy you were. Constantly dropping things or bumping into people
The sound of stationary hitting the ground was irritating at first, it was a distraction from his work
One day you bumped into him while he was carrying a stack of paperwork. He definitely got annoyed and snapped a little because tidying it up made him a few minutes behind schedule
He felt bad after though as it wasn't intentional
Commented on it less and helps you pick up the items you drop or cleans up any spilled drinks.
Also assists in treating any cuts or gashes you might get while lecturing you about being more careful
DAZAI:
On your first day you knocked over a vase
Dazai teased you a LOT that day
He teases you quite a bit about how clumsy you are, making comments about how he simply doesn't understand how it's possible to be so clumsy
He stifles laughter every time he hears your exasperated sighs after your clumsiness results in a commotion
I feel like he'd find it endearing. I think he'd find it cute and use it as a way to get closer to you
Would help you pick up any fallen paperwork, dramatically sighing as he complains about how strenuous it is picking up what you drop
Despite his complaints, he enjoys it.
If you go to pick up something, he sometimes "coincidentally" goes to grab it at the same time to end up touching your hand
RANPO:
Thinks it's funny. I think he might tease you a little for it. Although if he notices you get embarrassed or upset by it he would knock it off and stop commenting on it
Places objects on your desk in places he that thinks you would be less likely to knock them over
If he notices you placed your cup too close to the edge of your desk he moves it closer to the center to avoid any unnecessary spills
Covers the edges of your desk in edge protectors so that you don't hurt yourself
FUKUZAWA:
Definitely would not tease or mock you for it
He would either not acknowledge as not to embarrass you or assist you in picking anything fallen up quietly without commenting on it too much
Or if you bump into him, he might take the blame for it
Wants to avoid embarrassing you as much as possible
Might help give some advice to help you become less clumsy
BSD MEN x GN!Reader — Having a rich S/O that loves to spoil them
CHARACTERS — Ranpo, Dazai, Kunikida
GENRE — Fluff | Headcanons
A/N — Request for @airrichantonio , thanks for the request! Next fics will be going through requests from oldest to newest and maybe some self indulgent fics.
RANPO:
When you first told him how rich you were he was slightly shocked at first. You were SERIOUSLY rich
He loves that you buy him things. He gets very excited about it.
Ranpo's very grateful for anything you buy him, he happily takes anything you give to him
He absolutely loves when you buy him candy, especially if it's the slightly more expensive candy that he usually wouldn't buy himself. He keeps a stash exclusively reserved for that candies you buy him
Once whined about how much he wanted a rather expensive item and was slightly surprised at how quickly and casually you said you would buy it for him
He definitely expresses his gratitude quite a lot when you get him things, he wants to make it clear that he does really appreciate it
DAZAI:
At first denied your attempts to spoil him, claiming he should be the one to spoil you (spoiler alert: he spends all of his money on bandages and cheap booze)
It started with you gifting him sake or bandages every now and then. After that you started buying him some more expensive things
Although he doesn't voice it that often, he does look forward to seeing what little gifts you get him
He occasionally buys you things as well, although he doesn't have a lot of money as he wastes most of it. He isn't as rich as you are, he does enjoy buying you nice things every so often as a thank you
He's rather happy for the rest of the day after you buy him something
He definitely shows you off and brags about you
Occasionally jokes about how it should be the other way around and the he should be the spoiler instead of the spoiled
FYODOR:
He isn't overly interested in gifts; he's not very materialistic and doesn't really care an awful lot for that kind of thing. He thinks he has everything he needs already
That being said, he will still take care of any object you gift him
He was taken off guard when you first started gifting him things
At first tried to decline frequent gifts from you but you definitely wore him down, he accepts them now
He's very polite about them. He always responds with a smile and a thank you
Although he does encourage you to buy something practical like tools, meals or ingredients over sentimental objects
He (very rarely) asks for things that could be useful to the DOA from you. If you're willing to spoil him he'll gladly take advantage of it
He reciprocates frequently. He enjoys buying you things too, although he isn't as rich as you are
Teases you about your wealth and makes light-hearted jokes about it
He keeps a little drawer on his desk of items you've gifted him
KUNIKIDA:
Definitely denies expensive gifts at first and tries to pay for everything himself. He doesn't want you to waste money on him, or that's how he sees it anyway
Although after realising you can very much afford it and you do it out of love for him he becomes less hesitant
He feels rather guilty about it despite knowing he shouldn't have a reason to
Tries to get you not to spoil him too much
Definitely gets a little flustered by it
He does appreciate it though, especially when you get him practical things like cleaning supplies or replacements for broken household items
Once you bought him a book that he had been talking about how he was thinking of reading. He was incredibly grateful that day, he still keeps the book in pristine condition
air:........woowwwwwwwwwiii i just noticed i can beeeeeeeee anonymously hereee soo i been having a stressful day to day so like i have an idea can we have like bsd men [ranpo,kunikida,fyodor] add if u like with a reader who has a really bad day and need comfort :]
BSD MEN x GN!Reader — Comforting you on a bad day
CHARACTERS — Ranpo, Kunikida, Fyodor
GENRE — Comfort | Headcanons
A/N — Pausing my short break for this request as I wanted to get it completed today. Your comments and support always make me smile so I'd like to return the favour. I hope this helps a little and sorry that you had a bad day. I'll continue my break after this fic is uploaded!
RANPO:
He picks up that something is wrong very quickly. Your mannerisms changed and you seemed rather quiet and distressed
While he isn't very good at comforting, he does try his best
He listens very closely when you vent about your day and takes note of any issues you had, nodding intently every so often
He offers you some of his candy stash in hopes that it makes you happier
More than happy to hug you if it brings you comfort. He's better at comforting you with physical affection and gifts than with words
Checks up on you throughout the day to see if you feel any better
Tries to eliminate any further causes of stress
KUNIKIDA:
The second he realises something is wrong he pauses what he's doing to check in on you
He's a very good listener. He makes sure to make it clear that your concerns are listened to carefully
If there's anything he can do to directly help with what has been stressful he will gladly aid you. If not he will gladly be a shoulder to cry on and help you out with any other daily tasks to make your day slightly better
Very good at comforting you with his words. He spends a lot of time reassuring you and trying to cheer you up. If you like physical affection he would be more than happy to hug you
Definitely buys you something nice in an attempt to make you feel a little better. Like your favourite meal, a nice dessert or a small plush toy
He cares deeply about you and will do whatever he can to comfort you and improve your mood
Makes note of how you feel for the rest of the day after that
FYODOR:
Like Ranpo, Fyodor is also very good at telling when something is wrong
He rather bluntly asks you what's bothering you
Pays close attention to everything you tell him and allows you to vent if you would like to
If there's a problem that he can intervene with, consider it taken care of the second you tell him about it. He will do his best to ensure it's no longer a problem
If not? He provides words of encouragement. Fyodor is good with his phrasing and the way he speaks
While he isn't incredibly fond of physical affection, he would be willing to hug you if it was comforting to you. He may be slightly awkward with it though
He's more considerate of you that day. Slightly more gentle too
bsd men with a reader who really good at cooking and it the first time they taste their food [atsushi, ranpo,dazai] add if you want
BSD MEN x GN!Reader — Trying Reader’s cooking for the first time
CHARACTERS — Ranpo, Dazai, Atsushi
GENRE — Fluff | Headcanons
A/N — Thanks for the request! This one made me hungry to write lmao. Experimented slightly with the writing for this
RANPO:
He had been lazily watching you cook while filling out paperwork for the Armed Detective Agency. After smelling what your cooking was like he begged you to let him try some
When you agreed he was ecstatic
Inhaled the food that you gave him. Although he didn't give himself much of a chance to savour the flavours of the meal he knew it was fantastic
Happily praised your cooking skills and most certainly asked for seconds
He definitely asked you to cook for him at some point in the future and celebrated when you agreed to the request
From then on he always got excited when he realised you were cooking. It's the highlight of his day trying the delicious meals you create
Definitely wonders to himself how on earth you manage to cook everything so well
DAZAI:
He had just got home from work and spotted you cooking in the kitchen. Dazai, being Dazai, naturally took on the duty of investigating further
He was very nosy (and annoying) throughout the process
Dazai himself is a terrible cook but doesn't want to waste the materials used so usually just eats the abominations he creates or orders takeout when he can afford it, so he was very curious about how your cooking compared to his
When he got to finally taste your cooking he loved it
Loudly exclaimed how much he loved the food
He now begs you rather frequently to make him meals. He whiles about how your good is so much better than his and compares your meals to eating a meal crafted in heaven itself
When you doubted his claims about how awful his cooking was he set fire to the kitchen
You now do most of the cooking
ATSUSHI:
After almost dying from starvation after leaving the orphanage he gained quite an appetite. He could always eat no matter the time nowadays
When he got home after doing groceries then the smell of a delicious meal hit him
When he found you in the kitchen putting portions onto a plate for yourself he sheepishly asked if there were any extras that he could try. Luckily for him you had made quite a lot
Immediately wolfed down the contents of the plate very quickly, clearing the plate entirely
You know when you experience something so good that you shed a tear? Yeah that was definitely him
He absolutely loves your food. He complimented your skills and asked if you had ever thought about becoming a chef
Sighed and cheerfully commented on how lucky he was to get to try some of your cooking. He's a very grateful man