#ada headcanons

[vinylbiohazard]

(head)canon that kunikida is the only one who carries a gun with him. headcanon its because kyouka isn't interested in killing. yosano thinks her giant knives are better. kenji is far too young. atsushi isn't trained. fukuzawa strictly uses his katana. and finally. dazai, tanizaki, and rampo are banned from guns because they would shoot anyone who inconveniences/annoys them.

[spades-n-diamonds]

BSD MEN x GN!reader + ADA!reader — Reader who is incredibly clumsy

CHARACTERS — Kunikida, Dazai, Ranpo, Fukuzawa

GENRE — fluff — headcanons

A/N — first fanfic on this account! I hope this is enjoyable

KUNIKIDA:

When you first joined the Armed Detective Agency, he quickly picked up on how clumsy you were. Constantly dropping things or bumping into people

The sound of stationary hitting the ground was irritating at first, it was a distraction from his work

One day you bumped into him while he was carrying a stack of paperwork. He definitely got annoyed and snapped a little because tidying it up made him a few minutes behind schedule

He felt bad after though as it wasn't intentional

Commented on it less and helps you pick up the items you drop or cleans up any spilled drinks.

Also assists in treating any cuts or gashes you might get while lecturing you about being more careful

DAZAI:

On your first day you knocked over a vase

Dazai teased you a LOT that day

He teases you quite a bit about how clumsy you are, making comments about how he simply doesn't understand how it's possible to be so clumsy

He stifles laughter every time he hears your exasperated sighs after your clumsiness results in a commotion

I feel like he'd find it endearing. I think he'd find it cute and use it as a way to get closer to you

Would help you pick up any fallen paperwork, dramatically sighing as he complains about how strenuous it is picking up what you drop

Despite his complaints, he enjoys it.

If you go to pick up something, he sometimes "coincidentally" goes to grab it at the same time to end up touching your hand

RANPO:

Thinks it's funny. I think he might tease you a little for it. Although if he notices you get embarrassed or upset by it he would knock it off and stop commenting on it

Places objects on your desk in places he that thinks you would be less likely to knock them over

If he notices you placed your cup too close to the edge of your desk he moves it closer to the center to avoid any unnecessary spills

Covers the edges of your desk in edge protectors so that you don't hurt yourself

FUKUZAWA:

Definitely would not tease or mock you for it

He would either not acknowledge as not to embarrass you or assist you in picking anything fallen up quietly without commenting on it too much

Or if you bump into him, he might take the blame for it

Wants to avoid embarrassing you as much as possible

Might help give some advice to help you become less clumsy

[rhythm-doctor-headcanons]

🍀 autistic gabe edega and ian and paige and Oh god all our doctors are autistic

everyone is autism!!!!!!

[fyodorshat9]

When Poe took Ranpo on a date for the first time they went to a very expensive restaurant where Ranpo ordered every single dessert and they were sitting in a VIP booth where people propose usually OR they had dinner with candles and roses and wine at Poe's mansion

When Ranpo took Poe on a date they went to laser tag and ate at MacDonald

[sunnikos]

ADA Members as illegal things I've done (allegedly)

Atsushi: A singular puff of weed (from a pen)

Ranpo: Being in a park late at night

Kenji: Jaywalking

Kyouka: Being out past curfew

Dazai: Taking unprescribed medication

Junichirou: Trespassing

[djbeatz]

ADA & Fukuzawa

I don’t care what anyone has to say, if Fukuzawa compliments the agency members for their hard work or just in general, they all cease to function. There is no functioning when the president compliments you.

I can totally imagine Dazai downright passing out, Atsushi hiding all flustered in the corner, Ranpo just staring wide eyed and unmoving, Kunikida having to take moment and breathe, Tanizaki just using his ability to disappear so he can be untameably happy in peace, Yosano laying her head down on the table to process, Kenji looking so happy he might explode in 5 seconds and Kyouka deciding she needs to sleep because this shit is fucking impossible. It’d be much worse if Fukuzawa smiled at them. He’s like a father figure to all of them and being approved of by your father is an extremely gratifying feeling, especially when you take in the fact of what most of them went through.

I just thought it was cute y’know-

[sonder-paradise]

Can I request crack h/cs for the ADA playing wii sports pls

— 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐢 𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐃𝐀

— 𝐎𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢

somehow someway, this man cheats his way to victory. he's a menace that loves to get into the minds of his opponents to win. I'm not sure how he can keep that disgusting smile on his face as he wins for the ninth time today. literally all five games: baseball, tennis, boxing, golf, and bowling

is genuinely good at tennis though. he looks like a graceful ass fairy that has no clue how to fly normally when he smacks that little virtual ball over onto poor atsushi's court. do not let him win at tennis because he will never let it down.

calls himself a wii sports king. kunikida will give anyone permission to absolute rock his shit if they win. dazai also somehow makes it a competition as an excuse to slack off and let some poor soul (tanizaki, atsushi) do his work.

— 𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐍𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐣𝐢𝐦𝐚

leave this poor boy alone. please he doesn't understand sports in real life how is he going to handle swinging a virtual baseball bat into the sky?? but he's probably worried he's gonna drop the controller because he straps that thing onto his hand like it's his only life support. i mean listen if he's against dazai, it sorta is.

not very good at any of the five sports. he just tries his best and is more focused on how strange his mii character looks rather than his game. not because he loves his mii but... did he always have that fucked up of bangs...? (no atsushi we love your weird bangs)

kunikida coaches him when they play golf together. kinda wholesome, kinda kunikida triumphantly trying to get anyone else other than dazai to win.

— 𝐃𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨 𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐚

a true master at wii golf. but only wii golf. he seems like a golf man, you know what i mean? yeah. but anyway, he's going to be the one that ensures that everyone's playing by the rules. let's be honest here, dazai ain't the only one somehow cheating during this event. but hear me out here: if there was a fishing sport... he would win it every time.

is maybe just a little bit into the idea of turning the event into a competition but certainly not to slack off from work. thinks of it as a good bonding session for the agency. though i don't know much about bonding since everyone's this close to cursing yosano and ranpo for continuously winning tennis games together.

get's a little too into the whole thing and is adorably proud to have won his golf matches. look he had the most strokes out of everyone <3

— 𝐀𝐤𝐢𝐤𝐨 𝐘𝐨𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐨

literally a goddess at bowling. look at her form, she can do no wrong *-* but prefers to sit back and let the others play. lowkey makes atsushi play for her during the golf and baseball ones. but still laughs when he somehow manages to get multiple homeruns for her by some sort of cruel miracle.

okay but she's absolutely terrifying when playing boxing against the others. she's horrifying beaten dazai and tanizaki specifically into a pulp. literally orange juice by the end of it. the only ones she takes it easy on are ranpo, kyouka, and kenji. everyone else is forced to watch her start maniacally cackling at their upcoming demise.

is pretty competitive about it. she's been cooped up in her office all day, let her have some fun on the little wii sports game thing. okay, but her and ranpo are actual monsters on the tiny virtual tennis courts. their teamwork is unmatched.

— 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐨 𝐄𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚

doesn't try to hard on many of these. most of the time he doesn't truly attempt at all. he's most likely the lowest on the scoreboard and doesn't quite see the appeal like the others. but he's pretty decent at tennis with yosano (primarily because he lets her do most of the work)

but when he does end up scoring pretty high by putting in the hella effort, he does that little thingy where he looks to fukuzawa to make sure he was watching. let him proud of his accomplishments goddammit. also brags about it like dazai will and on the occasion will cause dazai's cheating schemes or his bluffs when he's focused on winning.

has dropped his remote multiple times before. not sure how the agency keeps extras but he goes through at least three every time they do these game nights. they even bought him those covers for the remote but he managed to launch one out the window once still.

— 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐨 𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐤𝐢

pretty much in the same boat as atsushi. leave the poor boy alone man. it doesn't help much that naomi will make a lot of comments about his form and how he should play. but when he does do well, he's extra proud of himself. looks to naomi as if asking whether or not she saw.

honestly not the best at any of the games except maybe baseball. i could see him being really focused and into the moment but the second he goes to swing naomi will break his concentration. other than that, he's honestly decent at it. everyone's screaming when they watch him slowly start accumulating points.

is usually the designated snack-bringer to these things. it wasn't even supposed to be an actual event or game night before he started doing it. his seniors (*cough* ranpo *cough*) just started asking him to bring snacks so he did. honestly prided himself on that job in particular.

— 𝐘𝐮𝐤𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢 𝐅𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐳𝐚𝐰𝐚

doesn't play too often. he prefers watching all his kids i mean employees (who are all essentially orphans so no difference rlly) play instead. sometimes they'll insist that he play a round of tennis or something simple and he just doesn't understand.

he swore he swung right when the ball came into his court and does he move with the mii or does he stand in place?? who threw that ball again? wait he controls the back court mii too?? leave the man alone, he just wants to understand what this magical white box does and where the freaking sensor on this thing is.

and if you're wondering if he does watch ranpo, he does and he's very proud of him when he wins. usually just nods his head sternly in ranpo's direction and continues to watch the rest of them play. seriously though, how does that devil white box work?

— 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐢 𝐌𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐰𝐚

absolutely joyful to be included. he’s so impressed that these little people can be controlled through the screen by these little white remotes??? “city people are so cool!!” he’s not good at wii or technology in general but he’s more than excited to watch

was very dedicated to making his little mii look as perfect as possible. might have accidentally broken the tv once or twice and then drastically apologized after wards. never gets frustrated when he loses but thanks his opponent almost instantly

— 𝐊𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐤𝐚 𝐈𝐳𝐮𝐦𝐢

doesn’t play too often. she doesn’t find too much interest in it and it’s only when dazai plops the controller into her hand or when atsushi urges her a little that she actually budges. when that happens she’s actually pretty decent at the games and if she does win someone will buy her tofu

atsushi and yosano usually take it easy on her since she’s still getting used to the game. she’s fully aware of this fact but doesn’t say anything still. she does like teaming with kenji though since she has the most fun with him while playing

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[rhythm-doctor-headcanons]

edega gets chubbier post-game because i said so. he starts eating more and snacking while he works and that man gets a nice soft gut as god intended

- goon anon (#1 chub lova)

I would like to add to this: post-canon ada is also chubbier cause she can finally care for herself and has more time to shop for meals and whatever