#knoxponderslikeaphilosopher

[k-n0-x]

Lucifer- *singing or smth idk*

Reader- “You have the most loveliest voice”

Lucifer, absolutely flushed and smitten with you- “I want you to have my babies”

[k-n0-x]

Lucifer, on the phone: “Where are you? I miss you!”

You: “Don’t worry! I’m coming!

Lucifer: “Yeah, I am too,”

You: “What?”

Lucifer: “What?”

[k-n0-x]

Bro writing Alastor smut must be so funny because you and I both know he would say shit like: “Oh my darling, I’m arriving,” or “Oooo, you look like quite the gigglemug, descending and ascending on my genitilia,” 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😭😭😭😭😭