#knoxoncrack

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Pov: The Hazbin residents playing Uno

Y/N: "Skip!" *Places down skip next person card*

Lucifer: "I swear, the next time you skip me, I am going to FUCK YOU"

Charlie, quite embarrased: "Again, it's 'fuck you up’, Dad"

Lucifer: "I know what I said"

Everyone else at the table:

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Lucifer- *singing or smth idk*

Reader- “You have the most loveliest voice”

Lucifer, absolutely flushed and smitten with you- “I want you to have my babies”

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Lucifer, on the phone: “Where are you? I miss you!”

You: “Don’t worry! I’m coming!

Lucifer: “Yeah, I am too,”

You: “What?”

Lucifer: “What?”

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(Lucifer to Adam) You’re in her DMs, I’m in her.

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Bro writing Alastor smut must be so funny because you and I both know he would say shit like: “Oh my darling, I’m arriving,” or “Oooo, you look like quite the gigglemug, descending and ascending on my genitilia,” 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😭😭😭😭😭