Dispatch: *following Noir*
Boss: Any news?
Dispatch: They keep taking videos of themselves saying “I love you” and shooting all kinds of hearts but I can’t figure out to who

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Dispatch: *following Noir*
Boss: Any news?
Dispatch: They keep taking videos of themselves saying “I love you” and shooting all kinds of hearts but I can’t figure out to who
Me: *sees fantaken of Seunghoon where you can see part of what looks like a tattoo on his chest*
Me: . . . lol nah that‘s not real lmaoooo
Me: *keeps scrolling stressedly*
*inhales*
I LOVE SHIN SEUNGHOON AND HIS DORKINESS AND HIS DAD MOMENTS AND HIS VOICE AND HIS EYES AND HIS DIMPLES AND HIS KOALA NOSE AND THE FACT THAT HE HAS THE POWER TO KILL US ALL ANY TIME HE WANTS BUt he seriously needs to NOT sometimes.
Noir reaction to you being adorable
A lil apology that I didn’t get any requests done today either... am I stressing myself too much on this? Anyway, I thought I’d post this instead, since it’s been sitting around in my drafts for a while~
Seunghoon:
It’s your turn to do some cleaning so naturally you put in your earphones and listen to some music, since everything’s easier when accompanied by your favourite songs. You put a playlist on shuffle that has some power-songs in it to keep you motivated and as always you start dancing cutely at some point. What you don’t notice is Seunghoon coming home somewhere in between. When you try to do the choreo to a girl group song and turn around to clean somewhere else at the same time, you almost scream because you suddenly see him sitting there, watching you with an amused grin on his face. “You’re home already?!” you ask, your face heating up. He gets up to approach you, telling you how cute you looked, but you turn away in embarrassment. He gives you a soft hug from behind and buries his face in your neck. “You really are too cute… don’t show this to anyone else, okay?”
Yeonkuk:
Yeonkuk will probably be used to you acting cute every now and then rather quickly and not mind too much, maybe patting your head with a laugh whenever he thinks you did something adorable - until that one night when you’re just too cute to handle. Not only do you decide to wear your favourite fluffy pj’s, but you’re also in an extra cuddly mood so you do your best to spoil him a little before letting out a yawn and sleepily curling up in his arms with your head on his chest. You feel his warm breath on your skin and his fast heartbeat when he places a kiss on your forehead and pulls you in closer, whispering, “What have I done to deserve you…?”
Junyong:
You’re both used to acting cute around each other, so Junyong wouldn’t be particularly surprised when you do so, enjoying it and giving you endearing looks, or tucking your hair behind your ear for you with a smile. But then one day he apparently had a rough day working, so when he slumps down on the bed at home and you ask him what’s wrong accompanied by a gesture he thinks was cute, he sits up and tells you to come here. You do as he said but don’t expect him to pull you into a tight hug, one hand on your head, the other making sure you’re as close to him as possible. You can hear him whisper in your ear with a smile on his lips, “It’s nothing. Thanks to you I’m alright again.”
Yunsung:
You discuss what to get for dinner and want very different things, so you pout cutely at him to get what you want. Yunsung crosses his arms in front of his chest. “We can’t have you acting so damn cute all the time…” - “What? Because you don’t want to lose in being cute to me?” He shakes his head. “What is it then?” you ask and he puts his hands on your waist. “What if another guy falls for you when you’re being this cute?” - “You think I’d leave you for someone else?” - “If he charms you? The heart never knows what it wants until it sees it!” - “That won’t happen!” - “That’s what everyone says - and then it does.” Just as you’re about to protest again, he lifts your chin with his hand and kisses you. After he pulls back you hear him whisper, “So stop acting so cute all the time, or I’ll have to fight that guy and make him cry.”
Siheon:
Siheon will be one of the members who aren’t especially bothered by your cuteness. Sure, he’ll find it adoring, but he can deal with it. Just sometimes his reactions are a bit… interesting. Like when you’re about to leave in the morning, saying goodbye with a kiss on his cheek, giving him one of your adorable looks just before you close the door. Walking down the street he will suddenly swing open the window and drop some cheesy line about how he will miss you along with blowing you a kiss with an exaggerated hand movement, making you question why you’re with this person in the first place. Other times you will send him a cute selfie from back home when he’s gone over the weekend, only for him to send back a picture of him doing the exact same pose, just looking a little more stupid a lot actually. But at the end of it all you love him for his dorky self, and somehow you find that stupid side of him cute too.
Hoyeon:
This guy already loves everything about you as much as he can’t handle you, so when you start attacking him with random aegyo, his reactions will be priceless. You’ll burst into the room, pouting cutely at him, making him hide his face behind his hands, going, “What do I do? You’re too cute to handle!” Or other days you will sit in his lap and suddenly turn around to peek up at his face innocently, resulting in him blushing and becoming a shy bean avoiding eye contact at all cost. But sometimes he’ll get back at you, like when you’re starting a surprise attack just before you two were going to sleep, he wrestles you down on the bed instead, lying on top of you so you can’t move and cuddles you, telling you to stop being so adorable all the time if you don’t want him to have a heart attack before age 30.
Siha:
You’ll be in the same room as him, trying to take an acceptable selca, while he’s playing on his phone, but he will steal glances at you every now and then. You try out various cool poses but none of them seem to work out too well, until you decide “f*ck it” and just puff your cheeks cutely instead. You can hear Siha letting out a short laugh in amusement behind you and get ready to complain, but instead he approaches you and hugs you from behind, burying his face in your neck. “Huh? What’s up with you now?” you ask, not sure what to make of his reaction. You feel him shake his head and hear him humming “I love you” in a low voice.
Minhyuk:
Look, we all know he’s among the candidates for Noir’s aegyo king, so with him it will most likely be him acting cute and you not being able to handle it, though he doesn’t do it often since he wants to appear manly in front of you. But when his cuteness slips out, you go up to him and squish his cheeks with your hands, giving him a very pure laugh. When you go back to whatever you were doing, he just stays where he is, thunderstruck and touching his cheeks with his fingertips, completely blown away by just how cute you are. When he finally realizes what just happened you are long gone and he for sure won’t be able to stop grinning the whole day, his thoughts wandering back to your adorable expression over and over again.
Daewon:
Whenever you do aegyo in front of him to make him laugh or to win an argument, he gets super competitive. Really, acting cute on purpose in front of him is a bad idea if you don’t have at least half an hour of spare time on your hands for a battle over who’s cuter. Sometimes you’ll let him win after a round or two, but when you’re feeling up for it, you two throw super-cute expressions at each other, gradually getting more and more cringy, until nothing of the initial cuteness is left and you’re both just curling up on the floor, dying of embarrassment and laughing. Defo don’t do this in front of the members - they will cringe and either leave facepalming or hit you both to make you stop embarrassing yourselves xD.
Top 5 seunghoon moments
Oh god… OKAY first of all sorry for taking so long but this is actually,,,, pretty difficult??? Can I cheat and say all of them are my favourite moment? …no?
- When he kept being a hoe rude in that one particular vlive, taking his jacket off and licking his lips, until the members had to literally drag him off-screen. Fyi this was also the moment I knew he had to be my bias cause I ALWAYS get the ones who can’t behave….
- When he was hongry™ and Junyong’s hand was… just… there…
- When he bit Junyong’s ear for no reason at all.
- Shoving the maknae out of the way in Like A Star.
(gif by @wonhonnie, it just didn’t show up in tumblr’s gif search, so I had to add it like this ;-;)
- This here, for obvious reasons (right, @noir-blackout?)
These are in no particular order, and probably even missing a few kldjsf excuse
Ask me my Top 5 anything!!
훈’s TalkTalk😚 from 20181213 - gif-spam pt.2
forehead kiss?
훈's TalkTalk😚 from 20181213 - around 3:33