#koby braune

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koby seems like a really good friend.

I would venture to say you’re correct in that assessment. They’re everyone’s friend. Koby, Friend of Brighton. Honestly, though, is there anyone out there who doesn’t like our Koby?

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Nobody who works at Inkredible goes by their full name. Further proof that all tattoo artists are aliens who don't want their true identity to be discovered.

I think going straight for aliens is a bit of a leap, but I suppose it actually makes sense when you look at KOBY. No human is that chill. Maybe you’re on to something. 

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list the citizens as the characters from friends?

Okay, let’s see. MELODIE would be our good old friend Ross, the nerd of the group, though I’d say she’s less annoying. FINN would have to be Chandler, always cracking the terrible jokes and managing to make it seem so endearing. HADDY would be Joey, somehow able to make people fall for him in three words or less; sometimes with only a simple smile. KOBY would be Phoebe, our resident vegan/vegetarian, quirky blonde with a heart of gold and a… unique sense of style. Perhaps DAISY would be a good fit for Monica, purely because she’s mother material and undoubtedly always left cleaning up after all these mucky pups – not to mention the cooking thing. And last but not least, GREER as Rachel, caught between guys and bouncing from one heartbreak to the next. I’d recommend she spend some time with Brighton’s answer to Ross Geller.