[Text: Captain] Who would have thought you can be even quite an asshole? ((jack nO;;))
[Text: Jack] I’m done with this conversation.

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[Text: Captain] Who would have thought you can be even quite an asshole? ((jack nO;;))
[Text: Jack] I’m done with this conversation.
[Text: Captain] Do I sense some irritation there, Captain? Come on, I am just trying to make some conversation. It's you who has been avoiding my question.
[Text: Jack] I’m just wondering why you think it’s your business?
[Text: Captain] If you'd give your boy a haircut, I'd say there are similarities. I think he'd do good with a haircut by the way.
[Text: Jack] Look, if you want to say something to me, why don’t you just say it?
[Text: Captain] You know who I am talking about, Cap. That other friend of yours. Barnes. Kinda a lookalike.
[Text: Jack] Oh him.[Text: Jack] You guys look a like? Didn’t even notice.
[Text: Captain] Between you and your 'best friend'.
[Text: Jack] Sam?
[MSG]:How serious is it between you two?
[Text: Jack] Between who?
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who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
Connor.
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
Jack because Spock belongs to him and therefore it’s his responsibility to make sure Spock is not in the same room whenever they get touchy-feely and very intense. He has been lucky more than once that his furball never made himself known during sex, except for one night where Spock was clearly hoping for some cuddles.
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
Connor would be the one to take shots of embarrassing moments but they usually do not post any stuff about each other on the internet because Jack is still very private about his private life, whether he still is connected with his family or not. Especially after leaving Gilboa for good.
who breaks the most phones
Whenever Jack’s family is involved, he can be very temperamental and accidentally break his phone during another phone call he has with one of his family members.
who dies first
Probably Jack because he always has been a soldier and cannot entirely stop being one to take risky jobs.
which one I could see as being lactose intolerant
Connor.
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
They are both quite self-confident but Jack is probably more known to go too far for his own boundaries.
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
Connor.
who uses the computer most
Connor. Definitely Connor.