mha boys with their quirkless au! jobs- Headcanons
i got bored and im procrastinating actual fics so here this is ig!! characters- izuku midoryria, katsuki bakugo, shoto todoroki, denki kamanari, ejirio Kirishima, fumikage tokoyami, koji koda, mezo shoji, tamaki amajiki, hanta sero, tenya iida
Izuku Midoriya - Detective or Analyst
Majorly detail-oriented, he over-prepares and strategizes with backup plans for his backup plans.
Known for highly detailed reports; they’re both impressive and a tad overwhelming.
Can get totally absorbed in research, like spending entire days analyzing social media for clues.
Frequently says, "The clues were there—you just had to look," as if narrating a detective show.
Runs on coffee and protein bars, completely invested in his cases.
His desk looks chaotic with notes and photos scattered everywhere, but he knows exactly where everything is.
Becomes the “did you know?” person at social gatherings, sharing obscure trivia.
His obsessive streak makes him revisit case files repeatedly.
Gets overly excited about new gadgets, especially anything with a “zoom and enhance” function.
Katsuki Bakugo - Personal Trainer or Chef
Commands with intensity, whether grilling someone in the gym or grilling steaks in the kitchen.
In the gym, he pushes clients to their limits, which they both dread and love him for.
He’s as knowledgeable about nutrition as he is about weightlifting—skip his advice at your peril.
Takes skipping leg day personally, calling it "a disgrace to all athletes."
Wins every cook-off but hates it when people compliment his food; he’s all business in the kitchen.
Runs his kitchen like boot camp—there’s no messing around under his watch.
Works out even on his days off; he’s fueled by the grind.
Secretly rolls his eyes at fitness influencers but will do a protein shake tutorial for cash.
Yells, “Do you want to stay weak?!” if he catches anyone cheating reps.
“Self-care” to him is just a mental strength exercise; you toughen up or move out.
Shoto Todoroki - Lawyer or Therapist
Reserved and perceptive, he’d be a formidable lawyer, calm and unshakable in court.
Not overly enthusiastic about his work, but he knows he’s great at it.
While people think he’s distant, he’s actually very empathetic and insightful.
Straightforward yet gentle, his clients appreciate his no-nonsense therapeutic approach.
As a lawyer, he’d specialize in taking down the unjust, handling high-stakes cases with ease.
Owns a vast collection of ties, barely noticing the variety himself but others sure do.
Prefers listening, making his quiet presence seem mysterious.
Treats himself to something small after big victories, like a quiet solo ice cream celebration.
Misses jokes occasionally, but people find his delayed reactions endearing.
Known for offering thoughtful advice, especially to those questioning life choices.
Denki Kaminari - DJ or Social Media Influencer
Natural at hyping up a crowd, making DJing feel effortless.
All about good vibes, even if it means playing crowd-pleasers more than deep cuts.
Boasts a huge social media following, constantly interacting with fans.
Always a few days behind trends but plays it off like he’s an innovator.
Gets sidetracked on live streams, responding to comments like he’s hanging out with friends.
Calls his fans “Denki-squad” and treats them like his close pals.
Buys flashy gadgets that he half-understands how to use, just for the aesthetic.
Always “goes live” if anything remotely exciting is happening around him.
Knows every meme song, dropping them like he's got an internal playlist.
Excessive with hashtags, yet somehow it works for his brand.
Eijiro Kirishima - Firefighter or Construction Worker
First in line to respond to an emergency, he’d run into a burning building without hesitation.
Embodies responsibility, always ready to go above and beyond.
Dedicates free time to community projects like building playgrounds.
Known for drinking multiple protein shakes daily to keep up his strength.
Takes pride in being reliable, volunteering for extra shifts to support the team.
Appears in firefighter calendars, where his popularity skyrockets.
Has a small following of neighborhood kids who adore him.
Constantly cracks dad jokes, his hearty laugh always filling the room.
Gets good-natured ribbing from his friends, but his solid character makes it easy to take.
Saves lives like it’s just another day, then heads to the gym for an after-work workout.
Fumikage Tokoyami - Poet or Author
Writes in dim, cozy coffee shops with dark, atmospheric vibes.
Known for abstract poetry that sometimes only he fully grasps.
When he’s not writing, he’s buried in gothic literature.
Runs a mysterious blog where he posts poems and eerie stories.
Takes his coffee black, no sugar—anything else would compromise the flavor.
Friends think he’s enigmatic, though he’s simply introverted.
Dresses like every day is a moody poetry reading, favoring dark attire and unique accessories.
Quietly garners a following for his “haunting” works but never tells a soul.
Rarely performs live, but when he does, he’s met with enthusiastic finger-snaps.
Keeps a journal that’s practically sacred—he won’t let anyone read it.
Koji Koda - Park Ranger or Vet Tech
Gentle with every creature, treating each animal encounter like a treasured interaction.
Knows endless animal facts, stopping hikes to point out specific birds and plants.
Considers the forest a second home and refers to animals by names he’s given them.
Animals instinctively trust him; he’s practically an animal whisperer.
Loves natural remedies and can talk about herbs like they’re magic.
Has a way of convincing people to adopt pets because they’re just “so cute.”
Blushes when praised for his kindness; it’s just who he is.
Popular with kids who love his animal knowledge and gentle nature.
Known for leading long, informative nature walks, always taking his time.
Prefers animals over people most days and has countless photos of rescued animals.
Mezo Shoji - Wilderness Survival Guide or Youth Counselor
The “quiet giant” on outdoor trips, guiding with a protective watch over everyone.
Preps gear meticulously, never forgetting a single item.
Has a knack for discovering secluded, scenic camping spots.
Amazing with kids, his steady nature makes him a beloved camp counselor.
Has a calm, reassuring vibe that draws people in effortlessly.
Knows endless survival skills; always has a tip or trick in his back pocket.
Enjoys nighttime hikes, talking about constellations in a thoughtful, poetic way.
Treats each trip like an important bonding experience, bringing the group together.
Carries spare marshmallows because he knows someone always forgets.
Compassionate and patient, especially with less outdoorsy folks, quietly setting them at ease.
Tamaki Amajiki - Marine Biologist or Florist
Thrives quietly in his element, tending to ocean life or delicate blooms.
Committed to preserving marine habitats, he’s passionate but too shy to boast.
His deep knowledge surprises people when he speaks up, making an impact.
Friends are amazed by his niche knowledge—he could ramble about coral reefs for hours.
His floral arrangements are carefully crafted, almost reverent in their precision.
Quietly determined to protect the environment, joining cleanups or advocacy events.
Adds hidden messages to flower arrangements, though few notice the subtle artistry.
In marine biology, he’s published numerous papers on sea creatures, always under the radar.
Works with kids effortlessly, they love his gentle explanations.
Finds joy in rare plants or marine life, though he blushes if anyone mentions it.
Hanta Sero - Event Planner or Stunt Coordinator
Organized to the last detail, he keeps his events running like clockwork.
Can handle last-minute emergencies with a calm, “I got this” approach.
In the stunt world, he’s dedicated to safety, while making things fun and exciting.
Adrenaline junkie, he loves ziplining, bungee jumping, and anything that feels risky.
He’s a great listener, always taking others’ ideas to make events inclusive.
Stays cool under pressure, adapting quickly to whatever comes his way.
Good at making tiny changes on the fly, never losing sight of the big picture.
Finds the best deals for supplies, he’s got a knack for party logistics.
Ensures killer sound systems, knowing good music elevates any event.
Somehow pulls off a laid-back vibe even while he’s juggling a million tasks.
Tenya Iida - Professor or Physical Trainer
The professor who hands out a 20-page syllabus but genuinely believes it’s necessary.
Known for his strict yet fair approach, he challenges students but offers support.
Obsessive about lesson plans, updating them constantly for “maximum efficiency.”
In the gym, he’s relentless about proper form and discipline.
Can’t handle slacking, probably shuts the door precisely five minutes after class starts.
Students tease him, but they secretly appreciate his rigor and dedication.
Motivated by improvement, he’s always seeking ways to upgrade his methods.
Hyped to offer inspirational speeches that are almost intimidating in their passion.
Puts extra time into student support; he’s the go-to for anyone serious about self-betterment.